The truth is gentlemen, I intend to high jack this site, sail it to Tortuga and find a crew, then sail around drinking, shagging and plundering my weasely black guts out!
Well it all started in a little river valley down stream from London.....
Once (and this is a historical fact) Kent used to extent north of the Thames...just about where Dagenham is now. Then the men of Kent realised their mistake, and effed off back over t more…
The acid test would be if they say "innit?" at the end of every sentence. This has replaced the 70's Ilfordism of
"Narwarahmin" (for the uninitiated this is not an ancient Egyptian Ka priest but means) Do you agree?
A horrible recent phenomena is that kids of Sarahs age start to only talk in questions! they pick it up from the television or in Sarahs case from her school friend who is from New Zeland.
I have to keep asking Sarha "why are you asking me lots of questions?" and she stops doing it. It is just the way they talk more…
Just have as little as possible on, die your hair either black or blonde and make sure everyone can see your knickers above your waistband from behind.
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 31 minutes old
by xmillyxxx Pro
PMSL :))
Your explanation above just made me snort Vodka from my nose!! x more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 1 hour old
by Old-Nick Pro
DUH!
You know the phrase "the cradle of civilisation"
Well it all started in a little river valley down stream from London.....
Once (and this is a historical fact) Kent used to extent north of the Thames...just about where Dagenham is now. Then the men of Kent realised their mistake, and effed off back over t more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 1 hour old
by rithompson [Member]
Why does Essex sound so much like Chav? more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 1 hour old
by Old-Nick Pro
"Lookit me amm eye hotorwhat. Yah know dey wan mee innit though" more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 1 hour old
by Old-Nick Pro
"annydissumtablitmentariailism....innit like" more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 2 hours old
by rithompson [Member]
What's the Essex for "I dress like an Essex Girl"? more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 2 hours old
by denzil85 [Member]
Respect - my arse :D! more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 2 hours old
by denzil85 [Member]
I'll let you off, just not the others....Nick might get a let-off too ;) x more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 4 hours old
by kendersrule Pro
So antidisestabishmentarianism would be what? more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 5 hours old
by QueeneMab [Member]
Hey hey Denzil, I must protest I am an Esssex gel dyed in the wool.
;)
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In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 5 hours old
by QueeneMab [Member]
The acid test would be if they say "innit?" at the end of every sentence. This has replaced the 70's Ilfordism of
"Narwarahmin" (for the uninitiated this is not an ancient Egyptian Ka priest but means) Do you agree?
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In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 5 hours old
by Old-Nick Pro
Shuttityacant! I'm frum Essex an ya ave ta respec da roots uv a bloggah onis own blog innit!
ahem. more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by denzil85 [Member]
Oh God no! Not Essex!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by Old-Nick Pro
I aim to serve....or at least hit the toilet bowl....
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In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by Artisam [Member]
:))
I learned a new language there! :) more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by Old-Nick Pro
BUT IT IS!
A horrible recent phenomena is that kids of Sarahs age start to only talk in questions! they pick it up from the television or in Sarahs case from her school friend who is from New Zeland.
I have to keep asking Sarha "why are you asking me lots of questions?" and she stops doing it. It is just the way they talk more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by brokendownangel Pro
It could be worse, the essexspeak could be mingled with an aussie twang and every single elongated word sound like a question :) more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by Old-Nick Pro
Those guys are probably from Ilford originally...
:)) more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by Old-Nick Pro
I have not noticed you bunging in extra syllables when we have been speaking face to face.
Mind you, that could be because we were both a bit "refreshed" most times.
ahhh memories.
:) more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by dustyboots [Member]
LOL! That sounds like our Indian Cinema actors who love adding a syllable in their names.Maybe they got their inspiration in Essex.
Eg: Rakesh becomes Rakyesh more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by kitten44 Pro
goddammit!! more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by Old-Nick Pro
If you have to ask, you will never get it.
:)) more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by kitten44 Pro
White I presume?? more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 6 hours old
by Old-Nick Pro
Just have as little as possible on, die your hair either black or blonde and make sure everyone can see your knickers above your waistband from behind.
Stilettos at all times of course. more…
In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 7 hours old
by malakeas Pro
I dare say you are speaking Canadianese, eh? :))
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In response to: "Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex"" 7 hours old
by kitten44 Pro
can you do a lesson on how to dress like an Essex 'un next please then I can complete the transformation ;) :)) x more…
In response to: "Language lesson cancelled." 1 day old
by smitty1247 [Member]
Hum, surfing the web in bed... *ahem*
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In response to: "Waiting and shopping." 1 day old
by miramaze [Member]
You are nesting :)
Hope the goods arrive by 7th :)
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In response to: "Language lesson cancelled." 1 day old
by eggbod [Member]
I agree.
Can you imagine if some nutter kept posting you PM saying "I know what shade your bedroom was last summer!" more…
In response to: "Language lesson cancelled." 1 day old
by Old-Nick Pro
I'm not doing that again. more…