I was young, bored and without work.

I wanted some adventure, excitement and glamour in my life.

So I decided to apply to the Secret Services.

I wanted to become a spy.

But, as with so much in my life - I made a little mistake.

I filled in the application forms, passed the interview but due to my Dyslexia, rather than a glamorous life of Vodka Martinis, Aston Martins and watches that could undo a womans evening gown, I spent three weeks in the summer working for MFI......

meh.

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