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living in hope...

by Old-Nick ^Pro @ 2009-11-10 – 11:58:43

I mean, it would be quite funny if "Fuck off spammer" actually appears on the wonderful "popular tags" bit on the front of blog....I mean I type it often enough.

Mind you it is getting just sooooo hard to find any spammers on this site though.

ahem.

In other news, my headboard arrived yesterday and was put on my bed last night. I am now fully able to tie people down and do rude things to them.

Yes, the only way anyone will let me do rude things to them is if I tie them down...meh.

God I need more coffee, I am going a bit odd in da heed.
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- malakeas ^Pro
- http://www.blog.co.uk/user/malakeas
- 2009-11-10 @ 12:02:17
We could always start a fuckoff spammer tag campaign thingy and then it would show in the tag page. Not that I am a rebel or anything. x
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2009-11-10 @ 12:04:17
did you have to mention tieing people to beds? Bloody hell, you have done it again.
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-11-10 @ 12:19:43
  So mentioning the special hard plastic ruler I keep in a drawer by the bed is a no no then?
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - 2009-11-10 @ 15:13:43
    definately.
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- The_Walrus ^Pro
- http://www.doctor-dark.co.uk
- 2009-11-10 @ 12:16:17
If you are going to tie spammers to your bed please do not post it on YouTube...
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-11-10 @ 12:21:49
  I would tie spammers between two wild horses and rip them in half.
  
  And that would be too messy to do in the bedroom.
  - - The_Walrus ^Pro
    - http://www.doctor-dark.co.uk
    - 2009-11-10 @ 12:33:20
    Argh! "too messy to do in the bedroom"
    
    Must delete mental images....
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- taylor8ash
- 2009-11-10 @ 12:41:14
trust you to think
headboard= sex?!
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- GilraenH ^Pro
- http://www.gilraen.blog.co.uk
- 2009-11-10 @ 12:50:44
I've seen 'death to all spammers' - and I notice that Landers' 'CUNT' photo is photo of the day on the media tag.
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- kitten44 ^Pro
- 2009-11-10 @ 12:51:43
have you tested the banging quality of the headboard yet??
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-11-10 @ 17:03:51
  Well it does not bang against the wall, which is good and although it is perfect for tying people to I have not done that yet.
  
  But the day ain't over yet........
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- smitty1247
- 2009-11-10 @ 13:04:16
It's only rude if you do it to them against their will Nick. Ahem.
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- Decado66 ^Pro
- 2009-11-10 @ 13:36:25
jeez not sure how you survived so long without a headboard to tie down the nubile women
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- Rampage ^team
- 2009-11-10 @ 13:43:07
A few of those that were tagged weren't actually spammers. So please just flag them, as it is a much less permanent way to bring them to our attention.
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-11-10 @ 17:01:41
  Oh Christ I have been busted by the tag police AGAIN!
  
  I don't care, if they were not spammers they were bloody boring or annoying and I feel surprisingly un-charitable regarding blogs and blogging of late.........
  - - Rampage ^team
    - 2009-11-11 @ 12:05:11
    Boring or annoying isn't a crime on BCUK.
    - - Old-Nick ^Pro
      - 2009-11-11 @ 17:45:45
      It bloody should be.
      
      And when I come to power, it bloody WILL BE!
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- kendersrule ^Pro
- 2009-11-10 @ 13:46:07
If you find the headboard bangs just put a spare pillow behind it, it works out comfier for your victi- er guest anyway

When in doubt tie people down with elaborate loops around the legs of the bed, headboards may break but it's impossible to get free this way

How iiiis your lady-friend btw?
- - deleted user (Visitor)
  - 2009-11-10 @ 15:14:45
  wow, you sound a bit of an expert on this one
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - 2009-11-10 @ 15:15:20
    meeeEEEEEEeee?! *innocent fluttering of lashes*
    - - Old-Nick ^Pro
      - 2009-11-10 @ 17:05:41
      My lady friend is fine by the way. I think she is long over due being tied up and worked on with some toys......
      - kendersrule ^Pro
        
        2009-11-10 @ 17:29:51
        
        "Toys?" Kenders asked innocently.
        
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- miramaze
- 2009-11-10 @ 15:53:28
Wonderful !

I'd like a headboard for my bed too - one like this

http://www.headboardstore.com/Metal.htm

I think Ikea has one - but I think I would hang things on it , like jewellery and silk scarves

What's yours like ? Will you have to attach it to your bed or the wall ?

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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-11-10 @ 17:07:08
  Well mine is a metal one, but it is an arched one with smaller arches inside it....I could hang lots of things on it....or people......or not.
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- rithompson
- http://www.flickr.com/photos/rithompson/
- 2009-11-10 @ 16:07:25
The only use I have for a headboard is leaning against whilst reading in bed.
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- Bearcub
- 2009-11-10 @ 21:52:30
I've got a custom made wooden bed with D rings in all four corners... makes the act of tying up so much more convenient. Of course, I am a complete perv...
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- QueeneMab
- 2009-11-10 @ 23:18:07
Glad you have put your nice curtains up if you are going to be doing rude things ............

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- Artisam
- 2009-11-11 @ 19:28:52
Hehe. Have fun with the headboard!
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