Area 136

There are an awful lot of blogs appearing on here that are just trying to sell stuff.

I check the new user list sometimes and am amazed by the stuff people are trying to sell us.

Garden Sheds, Human Growth Hormone, Handbags, Clothing, Houses in holiday destinations, Travel, Bathroom and kitchen cabinets…..c’mon guys – sod off!

Anyway, as with any new users you can invite these people to join a group, so I was thinking of starting a group for these people and inviting them to join it when ever I spot one.

The group name would be:

FUCK OFF YOU SPAMMING C*NT!

Or I might not bother.

I got a message from Farce book the other evening.

“Dear Nick, you have not been on farce book for a while, you have been poked twice and have been invited to some groups”

Fuck off you needy attention seeking website!

The reason I have not been on is

A – I have no bloody use for the damn place -I do not think that a site that seems to only be used by the police to get info on which party to waste a lot of taxpayers money on by busting up is the sort of thing I am going to be on a lot.

B – it is banned at work and when I get home to the lappy I really can’t be bothered.

I had no idea they would pester me about it.

So might have to just cancel my profile, or actually give it one more go.

When I get home.

If I can be bothered.

Does Blog.co.uk nag you if you haven’t been on for a while?

And what next from Farce book

“Dear Nick, we notice that after our message you still have not logged on so we have taken the liberty of alerting the Police and Ambulance services as we are worried you are lying at the bottom of the stairs in a broken heap. Why else would you not use our wonderful site. We here hope you are not too dead and look forward to you coming back to the warm bosom of the farce book community”

Hope you have a fantastic time and are on the receiving end of a huge pile of goodies.

And maybe one day you will tell us why there are so many x's in your user name....are you really that x rated?

Have a good one.

xx

I am sitting here waiting for an important call back on my mobile. No point phoning the person back as they are in a meeting and will call me as soon as they are free.

So now of course I reeeeeeeeeeely need to go to the toilet.

And I am NOT taking the mobile with me, because I am not having an important conversation while "crimping off a length"

Maybe that curry last night was not such a good idea.....

Bugger!