You may look very smart in your business suit, but could I – on behalf of the general commuting public – just point out one thing?
After the recent very hot weather in which you obviously wore your suits to work every day could you perhaps GET THEM DRY CLEANED BECAUSE YOU FUCKING STINK!
God, on the train home last night a suited guy stank so bad (and had no bloody idea obviously – How could he not smell himself) that I gasped out loud, and the group of girls forced to stand near him were giving each other meaningful looks, scrunching their faces up and tilting their heads at him in a very pointed way.
I backed off as far as I could in the crowded conditions but came within the underarm radiation fallout zone of another suit wearer! Thankfully he didn’t smell quite so rancid as the other bloke.
If the interior of the Nostromo had been lined with the suit material from the first guys suit they could have blown the Alien away with no worries about the acid blood eating through the hull, because it must have been made of strong stuff to not be dissolving away to nothing given the stench of him!
So suity guys – if you don’t want the pretty young things on the tube and in the office to be making faces behind your back, CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES YOU MINGING BASTARDS!
