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Book titles for bloggers...

by Old-Nick ^Pro @ 2009-07-02 – 11:49:06

Just read Rows most recent post about her book title being stolen (would do link to it but I am a nidiot with that sort of thing, just go look - do I have to do EVERYTHING round here?)

Anyway reading it I started musing what a good title for a book writen by me would be. Just a title that would say "Ah, nick wrote that"

But I got nowhere. Apart from a rather pathetic

"Well it seemed like a good idea at the time"

But I did come up with a few for other bloggers...

What would your book title be?

Oh come on, it will kill sometime on a far too hot sticky day.
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- louisa-outram ^Pro
- 2009-07-02 @ 11:56:55
I wouldn't have a clue Unless it was "I'm Tired" Or "When's the Weekend?"
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-02 @ 12:32:12
  Shouldn't yours be "Pole to Pole"
  - - louisa-outram ^Pro
    - 2009-07-02 @ 12:37:49
    But I only have one pole
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- xmillyxxx ^Pro
- 2009-07-02 @ 12:08:17
"Drunken Delight's By The Wicked Wench" ..Sounds good don't it..Although it'd be shite to read no doubt
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-02 @ 12:33:35
  Sounds very piratey!
  
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  - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
    - 2009-07-02 @ 17:46:28
    Yep.. It would be full of tales of rum drinking and debauchery in the captains cabin.. Im liking this book already!
    
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- QueeneMab
- 2009-07-02 @ 12:12:03
"Oops, but it seemed like a good idea at the time."

By Queenie.

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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-02 @ 12:32:54
  I already wrote that one...don't you read my posts?
  
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  - - QueeneMab
    - 2009-07-02 @ 12:44:33
    Yes, But mine is the sequel to yours hence the OOPS at the beginning. More appologetic and reflective like.
    
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  - - QueeneMab
    - 2009-07-02 @ 13:30:56
    Actually recent events in the last half hour have inspired me to reconsider - perhaps I might write a book of travel experiences entitled
    
    "Do you always sit down to pee?"
    
    Sorry, TMI maybe?
    
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    - - Old-Nick ^Pro
      - 2009-07-02 @ 13:37:01
      I had chronic "mexican belly" and you know it.
      
      You should take it as a mark of how comfortable I felt in our friendship that I let it all out in front of you.
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        2009-07-02 @ 13:46:22
        
        Luckily I have never had a good sense of smell.
        
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- LandersUK
- http://www.iamlanders.com
- 2009-07-02 @ 12:25:36
Personally for you I'd have chosen "Garrr"

Mine is "Ten Reason Why"

What do YOU think mine should be?
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-02 @ 12:31:28
  "Worship my fabulosity and SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
  
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  - - LandersUK
    - http://www.iamlanders.com
    - 2009-07-02 @ 12:34:46
    Hahahaaaa! I love it.
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- malakeas ^Pro
- http://www.blog.co.uk/user/malakeas
- 2009-07-02 @ 12:28:25
Mala was here.

That is my title.
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-02 @ 13:38:08
  Short and to the point.
  
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- scoobydoofus ^Pro
- 2009-07-02 @ 12:59:07
Hmmm.

Maybe that would do for me. "Hmmmm".
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-02 @ 13:04:43
  Or
  
  "Living with a Queen - a survival guide"
  
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  - - scoobydoofus ^Pro
    - 2009-07-02 @ 13:13:47
    Ha! I like it.
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- smitty1247
- 2009-07-02 @ 13:29:52
"Ramblings of a Country Boy stuck in the Big City"
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-02 @ 13:49:49
  But isn't that your blog?
  - - smitty1247
    - 2009-07-02 @ 14:08:06
    Good point
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- soyunperdedor ^Pro
- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- 2009-07-02 @ 13:43:48
"Don't tell anyone I told you this..."
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-02 @ 13:47:38
  Hmmm, worrying.
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:21:31
  Your title should be "Awww! I want one of those!"
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- Rosiebud
- 2009-07-02 @ 14:18:09
I think mine could be 'A pocket goths guide to pockets, and else where'

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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:24:32
  would it come with a free sachet of black pocket fluff?
  
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  - - Rosiebud
    - 2009-07-03 @ 11:44:49
    ..... YES!
    
    XXX
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- rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- 2009-07-02 @ 14:21:04
I think my new title is: 'Fuckit... I'm off to the pub."
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- - NotBob ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 04:34:49
  Oi! That's my title!
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- subville
- http://subville.blog.co.uk/
- 2009-07-02 @ 15:28:13
Mine would be

"I'M DOING IT LIKE THIS (if that's ok?)"
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:22:48
  Would that be in hard back with a soft spine?
  - - subville
    - http://subville.blog.co.uk/
    - 2009-07-03 @ 18:39:10
    No spine
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- brokendownangel ^Pro
- 2009-07-02 @ 16:09:59
I think yours should be called Pony Tails cos you no longer have one and you are always going on about your morning pony!!
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:25:28
  I have not said anything about "dropping the kids off at the pool" in the morning for a while now....
  - - brokendownangel ^Pro
    - 2009-07-03 @ 09:18:15
    Euuwww!
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- brokendownangel ^Pro
- 2009-07-02 @ 16:10:27
I mean tales of course x
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- Rampage ^team
- 2009-07-02 @ 16:41:42
"Ugh, I'm full. Are there seconds?"

I think it sums me up pretty well.
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:23:51
  With the strap line "Eat it all and stay thin!"
  
  bastard!
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- rithompson
- http://www.flickr.com/photos/rithompson/
- 2009-07-02 @ 17:04:58
What Am I Doing On This Planet?
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:26:21
  Is that a confused guide book?
  - - rithompson
    - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rithompson/
    - 2009-07-03 @ 08:28:00
    Could well be.
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- miramaze
- 2009-07-02 @ 17:39:41
" Mumblings in Miraland "

I'd love to write a book , but what would I write about ? Who would read it ?

If I did write a book, the title would probably come to me after I'd finished writing it.

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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:27:13
  Until then we can read your blog.
  
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  - - miramaze
    - 2009-07-03 @ 09:05:52
    Yes ...you are right .. everything is unfolding as it should
    
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- Bearcub
- 2009-07-02 @ 23:10:55
I wonder how that is supposed to fit in there...

Sums me up entirely!
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:27:48
  Snrk!
  
  On so many levels..
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- NotBob ^Pro
- 2009-07-03 @ 04:38:56
"A Guide To Black Leather Coats"

or

"How to Win Friends and Get Them Under The Influence"
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 08:29:14
  In the first book (which I knew you would write but the title I came up with was "Withcoat and I") I take it there will be a long chapter about regular dry-cleaning of said garments?
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- LondonNici ^Pro
- 2009-07-03 @ 12:15:08
"Oh for fucks sake!!"
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 12:23:45
  Never thought you'd do a book on meditation?
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2009-07-03 @ 18:19:40
"book"
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 19:19:41
  "shite."
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2009-07-03 @ 19:25:28
"A book"
:-)
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- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 19:37:31
  "A shite"
  
  You wanna get drunk and have a pants only three in a bed sleepover with a journalist on a regular basis...Christ you gotta up your game!
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - 2009-07-04 @ 20:28:31
    I did not say they were a journalist :-)
    Consider my game upped!!!
    Erm - "A book" was mine!
    - - Old-Nick ^Pro
      - 2009-07-04 @ 20:37:29
      Oi dumbo, the "journalist" said he was going for a drink with you. And your friend of course (hence the three pants in a bed sleep under or whatever)
      
      Now go slap him.
      
      Anyway I am off for a drink and a shag...yes, I am the last of the great romantics.....
      
      (adjusts cravat, swooshes cape, exits stage left...)
      - deleted user (Visitor)
        
        2009-07-04 @ 20:39:19
        
        Ah, yes. So he did. Just as well are all clear then - enjoy :-)
        
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2009-07-05 @ 15:28:20
she must be CraZy
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2009-07-05 @ 16:50:53
actually a better one might be

Chaotic Evil
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