“Christ her arse looks great in that clowns outfit!”
I suppose I should explain.
The pub I was just in has a theatre above it and a group of young actors and actresses were in the downstairs bar running through a new scene.
I sat on the big leather sofa in the corner, popped my I-pod in and ignored them because they were rehearsing a rather un-funny comedy.
One of the girls not involved in the scene picked up a clowns outfit from a pile of stage clothes on a seat and went off behind the bar.
She came back wearing said red with yellow spots one piece thing, which was a little see through.
Due to the hot weather she was only wearing her underwear beneath it, and it was a little bit tight on her.
The first and hopefully only time I have found a clown sexually attractive….
