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  • My Pony Poo is melting.

    by Old-Nick Pro @ 2009-06-01 – 23:07:13

    God it is hot tonight.

    Stuffy, hot and airless.

    I am wearing very little as I type this and it is still too much.

    It is so hot that the packet of "Pony Poo" (a packet of chocolate covered raisins branded "New Forest Pony Poo" that Sarah brought for me on her holiday) is melting.

    I prefer firm poo. I don't like it when the lumps stick together.

    Very tasty though.

    Could pop the poop in the fridge....

    That sounds very "Special interest section of the video shop"

    Would have made that scene in "9 and a half weeks" even messier.....

    Anyway, I am off to raid Queene Mabs freezer to see if I can find a packet of frozen peas to either sit on or wear like a hat.

    I am the perfect house guest.....

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  • Humid and muggy.

    by Old-Nick Pro @ 2009-06-01 – 14:30:12

    A warm wind is blowing along Oxford street right now, worrying at the hems of the light summer dresses of the office girls and reminding them that today is not a good day to “go commando”.

    Humidity stunned office workers lay around on the grass in Soho Square trying to look comfortable.

    I can’t wait for the hot stuffy ride back out to the suburbs on the tube this evening.

    It is amazing how many people seem to forget to wash in the summer.

    Clouds are piling up in the sky and it feels like a thunderstorm may be lurking around up there as well. At least it would break this sticky oppressive coating that has settled on the day.

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  • Leaving here.

    by Old-Nick Pro @ 2009-06-01 – 11:12:46

    I had a dose of the lazies this morning and didn’t come in to work till just before 10.00. Just as well really as the power to my desk didn’t come on till just after..timing – I has it! The weekend was very enjoyable. On Saturday we took a Boat from Tower Pier up to Kew gardens and spent the day wandering around looking at the plants and trees in fantastic summer weather. The big pond is worth a visit as all the ducks and Geese are so tame, their little fluffy chicks wander right up to you or can be seen sleeping right next to the paths. Major cuteness. Sunday was spent laying in the garden of Rancho Collapso getting slowly pickled on booze, and slowly roasted in the sun. Lovely – the best way to spend a Sunday. But this morning I have received some rather crap news. This is my last week here in the west end office of Weird Inc! They are finally going to move me and some other unwanted bods to another office that is nowhere near all the guitar shops and Soho delights! And nowhere near Mollys! I am sure I will be able to find another lunchtime venue at the new place, but I will really miss being here in the throbbing wossname of this here fancy “the London” Meh. In further celebrity height news – Tom Baker (the BEST Dr Who ever – no contest) is about a foot taller than me and got a little too much sun yesterday apparently. :wave:
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