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Posts archive for: 30 January, 2009
  • LARGE DWY MAR TEEEN EH!

    I has one!

    I also have my laptop, the external hard drive and a large suitcase style bag containing 112 CD's (some of them double cd albums)

    The cats (Ptollemy and Cleopatra as most of you know) have been given their kitteh noms so will leave me alone for a while.

    Now it is time to open I-tunes and start stuffing it with CD's.

    This could take a while and require some more liquid refreshment as the evening wears on....

    :))

  • Never tell me the MD is visiting....

    And have your google chat status as Busy.....

    Why?

    "me: I dont care if I am interupting, I am just hoping your pc goes "PING" when I send this and the MD is right there!

    Blogger of this parish: CUNT!

    me: YAY! did it work?

    Blogger of this parish: Ha - yes!"

    Office life need not be rubbish....

    :))

  • In comparison to the speed of my work PC

    Glaciers scream down Icelandic valleys at speeds that would shock Michael Schumacher.

    The dinosaurs time on earth was a brief and sudden frenzy of scaly shagging that happened in the blink of an eye causing them to all drop dead from exhaustion.

    James May holds the land speed record for a man standing still on a slight incline with grease on the soles of his shoes.

    Yep, it has a dose of the slooooooowwwwwwwwsss today alright.

    :##

  • What I need this morning.

    1 – more coffee. Not because I am hungover – not had a drink in days thank you – but because I am very tired.

    2 – a much better PC at work. This one is so slow it is making it almost impossible to blog and look up my potential next guitar purchase on the net.

    3 – a medical procedure to reduce the length of my arms by putting all the joints back together. I carried a small suitcase style bag containing about 100 CD’s into work this morning so I could put them onto my laptop at Rancho Collapso. I picked the bag up and thought, “That is weighty but manageable”. Well 20 feet from the front door this morning my elbow, shoulder and finger joints in my left arm were saying “I reeeeely think this is a bad idea” and when shifting it to my right arm it pretty much shared the same opinion.

    I now have arms like a gibbon.

    4 – some motivation. There are a number of things I need to do this morning and today, but my procrastination instinct is in full effect. How hard is it to call someone on the phone? How hard is it to walk over the road and get a dam euro lottery ticket?

    Well, at least it is Friday.

    Tonight will feature mucho uploading of cd’s to I-tunes, some good food and at some point, me using my Absinth spoon for the first time! May even fit a quick strum of the guitar in there somewhere.

    Hope you all have a good Friday night planned.

    :wave:

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