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Posts archive for: 14 January, 2009
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I want to see dead people…
@ 2009-01-14 – 09:00:00
Today I am considering drinking loads of coffee and seeing dead people and hearing voices.
Well according to something I read this morning, if you drink more than the equivalent of seven cups of instant coffee in one day you can start to have hallucinations.
In a study (Ah, you knew there would be one lurking somewhere) it was thound that “Heavy caffeine users” were three times more likely to suffer delusions, including hearing voices than those that drank less than one cup.
No! reeeeeeeely?
Apparently the mucho amounts of caffeine react badly with a hormone called Cortisol that is released into our bodies when we are under stress. This heady mix can cause you to go a bit la la.
And office workers are never stressed are they.
And just as an aside girls, remember there is caffeine in chocolate.
So with my breakfast today I am having a sugar free Red Bull (well I don’t want to gain weight, just go mad) and will be having the first of my large cups of instant coffee in just a little while.
I could take a short cut, because apparently 1.7 cups of takeaway coffee is the equivalent of seven cups of instant……but I am being tight.
So,
I wonder what will happen. Will the doors of perception spring off their hinges in my mind, or will I just have to go for a piss every thirty minutes…..
