Women. – Well obviously.
String Theory. – Although I did once see a very good documentary about this and nearly got my head round it. Maybe they should do one about Women.
Why there are no good science documentaries on TV anymore.
Why British people want to go on holiday to somewhere and have British food, British Beer and British themed Pups. – What is the bloody point?
People who do voices for their pets. – Stop it!
Why some weather men/women feel the need to actually go out and stand in the weather they are telling us about, - Are you trying to prove you are not just making it up?
Those Croc shoes. – Seriously WTF!
Why they advertise those cleaning packs to kill off MRSA bugs that you can buy and take into hospital with you. – Should they not be giving these to the bloody hospital cleaners?
Why Barry Scott has stopped shouting. – “CILLIT BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!”
Why Barry Scott has never teamed up with Brian Blessed. – Imagine that Ad in stereo!
Why in old cartoons where the main character is an animal that wears clothes and talks, they have a pet that can’t talk and doesn’t wear clothes. – They didn’t think it through did they!
Why Ohio is the only state in America that does not contain any of the letters from the word Mackerel. – Well it doesn’t (and yes I did nick that fact from Al Murray)
Why, when a waiter puts a plate down in front of you and says, “Be careful, it’s very hot” you have to touch it quickly. – Be honest, you do don’t you.
Coldplay. – What is the need for them in a world with sleeping pills in it?
Why when someone asks you the time a split second after you have looked at your watch, you have to look again because you don’t know. – Memory of a ……..wossname.
Why, mid way through a long conversation with someone with a very broad American accent, they have to drop in “By the way I’m an American” – Oh thanks for that. I was a bit lost there for a while.
Actually, this list could go on forever and not get even remotely interesting so I will stop now and consider the sammich options for lunch.
