Even though Jo and I are getting divorced...
And we already have Sarah to think of...
Our house will be hearing the patter of tiny feet again soon.
Oh my god.
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@ 2009-01-07 – 23:17:59
Even though Jo and I are getting divorced...
And we already have Sarah to think of...
Our house will be hearing the patter of tiny feet again soon.
Oh my god.
Who is?......
Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies 
A pet???
Tags are there for a reason madamme.
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I hope it's a boy.
Yeah, me too. An expert told me they smell less and don't bite as much.
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Glad she is finally getting the damn thing. Jo promised ages ago.
BTW,My Emily didn't bite anyone much and she didn't smell at all.
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But boy hamster can't stay here (Catdonalds) if Jo goes away so who will he stay with?
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Not my problem really.
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Till Sarah starts getting stressed cos he is not with us and she is worrying about him.
When I was 9 I used to miss my dog when we went on holiday without him and sometimes I used to cry for him. Don't know why my parents didn't drown me.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.
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Hamsters are ok for a few days on their own, bung loads of food in the cage and make sure the water bottle is full and won't fall off. They like the peace, to be honest.
Of the 8 hamsters I've had, the boys have always been far more placid and easy to handle than the girls, and more fastidious in their hygiene habits... that's the general consensus on hamster care sites, too.
Still. Not your problem ![]()
Large unsightly genitalia though.
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I'll have you know that Hans' balls are FINE. Super fine!
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You leave me out of this!
And I used to think Genitalia was the Italian national airline.........
Nah, its an alpine flahr innit?
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Care to expand? xLux
Care to read the tag?
Gotcha!
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Don't do that! People on here don't read the tags. You have probably caused 3 or 4 heart attacks among your groupies.
Well it was a more stimulating post than "Sarah is getting a hamster" no?
And "Groupies".....as if.
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was about to offer sympths when I saw the tag, you sod!
I was feeling evil........
Am too tired... fuckit, going to bed now ![]()
You're gonna be a daddy, to a hamster?
nasty evil fuzzy creatures. Sarah should get a rat instead. They rock.
I like rats - a friend of mine had a couple.
I think Sarah would love a rat but I think Mum would not be keen.
Ah. Just seen the tag. Hamsters don't make much noise, certainly not with their feet... they gnaw at the cage, and make it rattle. They also shag a lot. Lucky bastards. Get just the one if you don't want to have thousands of tiny feet. xLux
Thanks for the tag comment. I almost choked on my turkey. I've been there and I don't mean the hamster. Peter was a careless long island ice tea.
Ooops!
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Bluddy hell!
Don't DOOOOOOO that! 
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
My brain went all wonky - some things are set in stone in my brain - that was one of the things 
*drunken snortygiggle*
Did you see my face there? WTF?! 
That means your gonna be a grandpa!!!!
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Oh don't you start woman!

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(you have read the tag right?)
congratty on the ratty x
You never showed me yours....
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I was one of the noobs about feel sorry for you until I read the tag. D'oh. Better make sure it's a boy.
Sorry, it was a trap. I am evil....
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Missed the tag but got on late and read the comments or I would have wished all the issues that go with what I was thinking. but hamster is better than what else it could be.
Oh yes....
I was about to say...'Here...Have a hug'.. but spotted the tag..You git 
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That's great. Mrs H will be pleased to hear this news, she likes Hamsters.
We met up with friends at New Years and during one conversation our friend told us about her son (who is around 18 months old) and how her daughters (aged 4 and 6) like to play with him, "the only trouble is" she said, "is that when they are playing Matthew [the son] always plays the part of a hamster."
A hamster would probably be cheaper in the long run.
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My last 2 hamsters were anti-social little arseholes. Hope Sarah's new baby is lovely
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Aww
I hope you and her manage with the little one! She's lucky that you got her a pet! ![]()
You're such a big tease.
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