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We have that wonderful little tradition of Dress down Friday here at Weird inc.

It is a day when you realise that some people look totally odd out of a suit.

It is the one day when I look like I actually should be in the building.

So I sometimes wonder, why don't I come in on Friday in a nice dark suit, white shirt and black tie?

Then I could stand out like a sore thumb five days out of five.

Then I think,

ah fuckit, why bother.

A cartoon of someone popping their head round the door of an Estate Agents and asking:

"Are houses free yet?"

Meh.

Fuck.

Thanks a bunch.

Just rub that salt in a leeetle bit harder eh?

My stars this morning....

“With the Moon now in Pisces, the festive spirit really kicks in. If you haven’t already got your Christmas tree up, you’ll absolutely relish doing that now.”

Ok, so maybe last night Sarah and I did the tree with Sarah choosing the colour scheme this year but that was all for her. OK we had fun but….this next bit….

“ Meanwhile, you want to watch Christmas telly, listen to Christmas music and eat Christmas food. Pace yourself!”

Fuck.

Right.

Off!!!

Funnily enough I am listening to “No more Mr Nice Guy” by Alice Cooper as I type this……how apt.

Just heard that Honda are possibly going to pull out of F1 as the manufacturer are not prepared to keep spending cash for no results.

HMmmmmmm. Try building a better car then!

So Jensen Buttons loyalty was a waste of time, all that dragging a dog of a car round tracks for the last couple of years and having faith that Honda would deliver the goods next year, all for nothing.

Sodding typical.

Which ever one it is.............

ahem.

(people, you should see the outrage and protestations he goes into the minute you make any comment like that, it is one of the best ways to wind him up. Especially after a couple of drinks.)

Anyway!

Happy birthday you old/younger than me/who fucking knows git.

And yes, I have buried this post in the early hours of the morning so no one will see it.

I would hate anyone to think, including you, that I actually gave a shit.

That would just ruin everything.

Funny what comes up in conversation.

I mentioned that I had eaten raw black pudding, and you would think I had confessed to a liking for Penguin shagging!

So it was probably not wise to admit that other things that I had eaten raw included eggs and sausages, in those moments when cooking is just too too much trouble darlinks, or when I was little. But not at the same time by the way. I even ate a raw sprout once and that was bloody horrible.

So anyway, has anyone eaten anything raw that is normally served cooked.