Area 136

Take and add all the following exhibits:

A+B

then add items C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, .....Ah fuck it - this lot -

Then add items...erm....the next two...

Stick one of these items on top, and consume the other item. Be very careful not to get this wrong or the equation will go tits up all fast like....

Finally add this.

And see if you can guess what I am dressing up as tomorrow night.

At new year.

Again.

Lack of imagination....I Haz it!

Mind you, I won't be alone and you should see Sarahs outfit.

Find tractors and farm vehicles "Iconic"?

And if you do, feel free to remove yourself from my friends list or keep VERY quiet about it.

It is that weird time of year, sat between the wishing of a happy possible maybe but we are not sure exactly when or who you were baby Jeebus, and the new it really will be better this time but possibly a load more of the same old shit year - when all the new magazines come out for "collectors" and "Enthusiasts"

One of them is (no word of a lie) about "Classic" tractors.

Yep, those buggers you get stuck behind in a winding country road for hours on end.

Apparently they are Iconic......

God this time of the year is odd.

At least I can see the point in the one about tanks......because I am a bloke I suppose.

I am going to get my hair cut, then I am going home.

It is amazing, after over twenty years of not going into a barbers I now have to go about every two weeks...

Well it is something to do.

If I am lucky (and I doubt if I could be lucky three visits in a row) the hot Mediteranian style Milf will be in there again and "do" me.

Oh if only.............

Bloody Google mail I mean.

I am assuming it is because I am at work, but I am getting sick of seeing "...and we're back!" followed shortly by "Unable to connect to google. It must be something you have done you damn jinx!" or whatever the message is.

Luv technology me...........

God it is dragging today.

It has got so bad that I am sitting hitting the “Random Article” button on Wikipedia and seeing what comes up.

I am so bored I may be forced to read a list of every Roman emperor in a minute.

And by “in a minute” I mean “next” not “in under a minute” as some kind of bizarre boredom killing game.

Looks like the working year is going to end with a bored and resigned whimper rather than a bang, which is good I suppose.

And I would just like to point out that I will not be reviewing my past year this year, because I don’t want to, even though I had a lot of good times and trips away with friends…I just don’t feel like going back over all the other stuff and being as honest as you would have to be.

I has one!

Just been for a quick trot down to Smiths to get a ’09 pocket diary (an indispensable item for the single parent) and on the way back I had a ciggie.

It is so cold out there that my right hand is now stinging and red! And that was from a few minutes exposure. Surely something is not right! What of this global warming that I have heard so much about? I was under the impression that we had said goodbye to truly cold winters a couple of years ago.

It is so cold out there that even the Krishnas are affected – as I came back I heard the unmistakable sound of one of their number doing the early morning round of Oxford street, tinging his little cymbals and singing his song through the small PA speaker strapped to his back. Unlike other times he was not accompanied by even one fellow believer doing the dance of joy in a sari – oh no, he was all on his lonesome. The rest of them must have decided that their faith was strong enough to sustain them without having to prove it by public dancing, but not strong enough to prevent bits of them dropping off in the cold.

In other news, it is the penultimate day of the year….

I am making no resolutions at all, because I like my vices too much and have enough to feel guilty about already.