Never use cheap toilet paper when you are growing your fingernails long to experiment with finger style guitar playing.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRG!
Posts archive for: 25 December, 2008
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Slightly wasted in a £60 shirt and trying not to get covered in glitter.
@ 2008-12-25 – 23:11:21
It will be hard.
No not being slightly drunked, because that is what I am....and stuffed with goose and spuds and veggies and stuffing and champers and wine and brandy and.........erm, that vodka martini over there.
Not getting covered in glitter will be a bit hard as QueeneMab is falling asleep against me as I type and she is in a black dress with a glittery pattern on it.
Which is actually bloody well shedding glitter you daft woman!
If I am wearing something new and black I would prefer it to stay that way, sans the added glitter.
Mind you most of my black stuff is so old it is now dark grey.
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany way.
I has a partial drunk.
And I wanted to shag the fake doctors assistant.
And top gear driving across america never stops being funny.
And now I want a ciggie.
Hic.
QueenMab has just said - "I want a pig in a pink harness"
I hope it was in reaction to something she just saw on the telly.........
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To make up for the excessive cute post of last night
@ 2008-12-25 – 14:46:31
May I present, from the excellent publication "Pets with Tourettes", one of the least offensive pictures....
Soy should enjoy that one.........
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Where I should be
@ 2008-12-25 – 14:04:28
At Rancho Collapso having a brandy to settle my stomach, may have been something I ate.
Ahem.
Sarah went off a while back with her mum after opening more prezzies, and is now at her aunties.
I am sat here relaxing waiting for QueeneMab to serve her home made fish soup (oh nom nom)
And later we go down the road for Goose.
It is all on track now.
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Seven bloody forty five!
@ 2008-12-25 – 09:35:04
Nothing can wake you up quicker than an over excited 8 year old...
Urgh.
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So this is it, again. Meh.
@ 2008-12-25 – 00:03:00
Not feeling too bad actually.
Possibly because Jo is out at midnight mass so there is just Sarah and me in the house.
Sarah is asleep upstairs and I am in the music room drinking rum and listening to delta blues.
Not too bad so far.
Might go to bed in about an hour.
See if I can sleep.
Then get woken up by an over excited 8 year old at god knows what o'clock to watch her open her prezzies.
I have done my duty and eaten Santas mince pie, leaving strategically placed crumbs and have made my way through a good bit of the carrots left for the Reindeer and tipped away the water left for them and replaced the bowl in front of the fire place.
Well you have to make the effort no?
Anyway.
Merry wossname.
Only 12 months and we get to do this all again. Well, more like 8 months till the shops start stocking xmas stuff agian.
buggers.
