Which ever one it is.............

ahem.

(people, you should see the outrage and protestations he goes into the minute you make any comment like that, it is one of the best ways to wind him up. Especially after a couple of drinks.)

Anyway!

Happy birthday you old/younger than me/who fucking knows git.

And yes, I have buried this post in the early hours of the morning so no one will see it.

I would hate anyone to think, including you, that I actually gave a shit.

That would just ruin everything.

;)