Whats your name backwards?
Salohcin
Name some lines from the song you are listening to?
HUNT YOU DOWN WITHOUT MERCY!
HUNT YOU DOWN ALL NIGHTMARE LONG!
FEEL US BREATH UPON YOUR FACE!
TRACK YOUR MOVES, EVERY STEP YOU TAKE!
Gay or Straight?
Straight. Honestly. No reeeeeely.
What goes on your toast?
Carpet fluff if I am not careful.
What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
nothing, it's a picture.
Has someone groped you in the past week?
Yep.
Lily Allen or Kate Nash?
Bettie Page.
Last person to call you babe?
Erm, a female - thankfully.
I say ‘Jump!’, you say?
"Go ahead and jump" VH with DLR rocked.
Whats the top played song on your MP3 player?
I dunno, iz on shuffle most of the time. The most skipped is by Siagon kick "love is on its way" Hmmmm. why the fuck that one is still on there I have no idea.
Who did you last hold hands with?
Sarah I think.
Who would you like to meet?
Ditta Von Tease. She would ignore me of course but, ya know.
Funniest thing that happened today?
I will have to get back to you on that one.
Are you insane?
Obviously not. Except when the monkeys come calling.
Whats on your bedside table?
Back at the House, nothing. At Home - far too much crap, I need to tidy up.
How many piercings do you have?
4
Whats one of your favourite quotes?
"......but this goes up to eleven"
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S or N?
Yes
Is this year the best year of your life?
It is not over yet.
Ninjas or Pirates?
Look up at the top of this blog and take a wild guess.....
Where do you want to go right now?
To the toilet.
Who do you want to go with?
Ditta Von Tease.
Do you hate My Chemical Romance?
More than likely.
What do you want from life?
Happiness with out being judged or hurting anyone.
When did you last do sex?
I don't do sex. Unless they are tied down, then it gets done to them.
What's your nickname and why?
Nick. Duh.
Anything written on your hand?
Nope
Could you run the Country?
I can't even sort my own life out, so probably not.
What are your favourite names?
Gaspode
Bottlesnucket.
Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
No, I have soft hands
Name a good song.
The Truth Explodes.
Where's your sister?
one is somewhere in Yorkshire, the other two are somewhere in East London.
Have you got balls?
Yes, and they are no longer red.
How would you react if someone kissed you right now?
I am at work. It would not be nice.
Wheres the weirdest place you’ve peed?
Into an enamel bath that was on it's side in a side room in a squat that had no electricity, the noise this activity made gave rise to the euphemism "I am just going to join the steel band for a minute" when people wanted to go for a piss.
Are you scared of Cows?
No, my sister worked on a dairy farm and I used to help with milking and mucking out the cow sheds. A cow with a machine gun on the other hand.............
Anything else to add?
I reeeeely need a piss.