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Posts archive for: 8 October, 2008
  • Is it a sin?

    I know a lot of people would say it was, but you have to follow your own path.

    The thing is, there is only one Led Zeppelin Album that I love every song on (LZ 2 - utter classic all the way through) so when loading other LZ albums on to the mp3 I tend to skip tracks.

    To some fans of LZ this is probably total heresy. But I'm sorry, some of their lighter and more pastoral moments are my least favorite songs.

    Unless I am in the right mood.

    But seeing as this device gets listened to most during commuting or working, wafting lilting pluckity mandolins and such wont cut it.

    I basically need a much bigger mp3 player with space for loads of different playlists.

    Yeah I could do something like that with the one I have, but I reeeeely cant be arsed as it is a pain. I just bung stuff on and have to either leave the tracks that fit a very specific mood off, or hit skip alot.

    And yes, I do have a problem with "Stairway.."

    :>

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  • Anything is better than working. A stolen mememememe

    Whats your name backwards?
    Salohcin

    Name some lines from the song you are listening to?

    HUNT YOU DOWN WITHOUT MERCY!
    HUNT YOU DOWN ALL NIGHTMARE LONG!
    FEEL US BREATH UPON YOUR FACE!
    TRACK YOUR MOVES, EVERY STEP YOU TAKE!

    Gay or Straight?
    Straight. Honestly. No reeeeeely.

    What goes on your toast?
    Carpet fluff if I am not careful.

    What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
    nothing, it's a picture.

    Has someone groped you in the past week?
    Yep.

    Lily Allen or Kate Nash?
    Bettie Page.

    Last person to call you babe?
    Erm, a female - thankfully.

    I say ‘Jump!’, you say?
    "Go ahead and jump" VH with DLR rocked.

    Whats the top played song on your MP3 player?
    I dunno, iz on shuffle most of the time. The most skipped is by Siagon kick "love is on its way" Hmmmm. why the fuck that one is still on there I have no idea.

    Who did you last hold hands with?
    Sarah I think.

    Who would you like to meet?
    Ditta Von Tease. She would ignore me of course but, ya know.

    Funniest thing that happened today?
    I will have to get back to you on that one.

    Are you insane?
    Obviously not. Except when the monkeys come calling.

    Whats on your bedside table?
    Back at the House, nothing. At Home - far too much crap, I need to tidy up.

    How many piercings do you have?
    4

    Whats one of your favourite quotes?
    "......but this goes up to eleven"

    Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S or N?
    Yes

    Is this year the best year of your life?
    It is not over yet.

    Ninjas or Pirates?
    Look up at the top of this blog and take a wild guess.....

    Where do you want to go right now?
    To the toilet.

    Who do you want to go with?
    Ditta Von Tease.

    Do you hate My Chemical Romance?
    More than likely.

    What do you want from life?
    Happiness with out being judged or hurting anyone.

    When did you last do sex?
    I don't do sex. Unless they are tied down, then it gets done to them.

    What's your nickname and why?
    Nick. Duh.

    Anything written on your hand?
    Nope

    Could you run the Country?
    I can't even sort my own life out, so probably not.

    What are your favourite names?
    Gaspode
    Bottlesnucket.

    Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
    No, I have soft hands

    Name a good song.
    The Truth Explodes.

    Where's your sister?
    one is somewhere in Yorkshire, the other two are somewhere in East London.

    Have you got balls?
    Yes, and they are no longer red.

    How would you react if someone kissed you right now?
    I am at work. It would not be nice.

    Wheres the weirdest place you’ve peed?
    Into an enamel bath that was on it's side in a side room in a squat that had no electricity, the noise this activity made gave rise to the euphemism "I am just going to join the steel band for a minute" when people wanted to go for a piss.

    Are you scared of Cows?
    No, my sister worked on a dairy farm and I used to help with milking and mucking out the cow sheds. A cow with a machine gun on the other hand.............

    Anything else to add?
    I reeeeely need a piss.

  • Squeaky or deep?

    I read in the Metro today that according to those wonderful chaps in white coats, us men find women with higher pitched voices more attractive.

    Eh?

    This is supposedly because womens voices rise in pitch when they get to the most fertile part of their cycle – just as they are about to release an egg from their ovaries in fact.

    Us men are supposed to be able to hear this change in pitch and be attracted to it.

    Hmmm, couple of problems here. Us chaps seem to have enough problems noticing if our other half has had her hair done, never mind picking up a subtle change in the pitch of a voice!

    And I personally have always had a fondness for husky voiced women. Vikki Butler-Hendersons voice does weird things to me, and so does Nigella Lawsons.

    And women that talk at a pitch that would annoy bats do nothing for me in the most part.

    But the men in white coats know best right?

    :roll:

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