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Sorry if this is old news, but I only just saw it on "Guitarist" magazines web site.

John Paul Jones let slip at a recent guitar show that he, Jason Bonham and Jimmy Page are looking for a singer so they can go on tour.

Now I thought they already had one.........

I suppose sir Percy Plant has turned his nose up at the huge public demand for a Led Zep tour not to mention the massive amounts of cash that would be offered yet again.

But what would they call it?

The Ronnie James Dio era lineup of Black Sabbath are touring under the name of "Heaven and Hell", what would they call LZ without the front man?

Dazed and Confused?

Trampled underfoot?

I would like them to use the name they had to gig under in the very early days of the band, when countess Von Zeppelin saw the cover of the first album and objected, threatening leagal action if the band used their name when playing in germany.

And that name was...

The Knobs.

I think that would work.

Annoys me as well.

When someone on another section that is located near your group of desks, a section that has NOTHING to do with your team AT ALL, decides one morning – after never having done it before in the past months – decides to say “good morning”

What are you up to eh?

What do you know that I don’t?

Just fuck off and stop trying to interact, this is an office not a pub!

God working in an office makes you paranoid.

It is cold enough to freeze the lipstick off an Essex girl in this here fancy “the London” this morning.

Which is good. No it is really, because the weather in Spain for the last week has been in the 20’s but is this week set to drop to a low of 11! Which is a bit of a bugger, but as we have to get up at 02.00 tomorrow morning for our short break in said country the biting cold here will make us appreciate any hint of warmth anywhere else.

I will be warm of course; I find that having to keep up with an excited 8 year old tends to generate a lot of heat. I just hope the pools are either indoors or heated.

I don’t think Sarah has realised that the amusement park is open into the evenings yet, so that will be good seeing it all lit up at night. This will also mean that we get to have some fun on our first day rather than just travel, arrive, and collapse.

We will be coming back late on Saturday, which means that I will be home in time to say one of three things very loudly at the telly on Sunday-

“Yes! Lewis did it!”

“Bugger! Maybe next year…bloody Ferrari bastids”

Or

“YOU TWAT! You can’t win it in the first corner! Fucking IDIOT!”

Still at least Sarah won’t be there to pick up any useful new words.