WHO WERE YOU NAMED AFTER?
Two saints, Nicholas and Peter.
.2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
A few weeks ago.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Nope.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Right now it's duck - as I can smell one roasting away in the kitchen
5. DO YOU HAVE, OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD, PETS? HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD PETS?
When I was a kid we always had two dogs, a number of rabbits (the number of which increased for some unknown reason...ahem) A bunch of tortoises, fish in the pond in the garden, a duck at one point that we took in because it was hurt and we also took in the next door neighbors cat when it got fed up with living with two great Danes.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably as we could talk for hours about guitars and failed romances and I would get all the obscure references that I use.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Me? use sarcasm? NEVER! ahem. (it is the lowest form of witt, but I use it out of respect for the company I am forced to keep at work)
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes
9. WOULD YOU JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE?
I am not sure. I have stood on top of a very tall building next to Niagara Falls and looked down into the boiling pit of water hundreds of feet below.........and there is something very inviting about that huge space in front of you..it pulls at you, and you think "Jump?"
Fuck I am mad.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?
Speical K - as part of my desperate fight to not be a fat middle aged bloke.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Yes! BUT! the lace fairies come along and tighten them up in the night so next day, although you got your foot out of them easily last night, you can NOT get them back in the next day. What the bloody hell is going on there then?
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Sarah always says "you are so strong daddy!" but she is 8 so it's no contest. Mentally I know I am not as strong as I need to be. I fall apart far too easily.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
Don't actually have one.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Anything noticeable. Eyes normally, because I just like nice kind/sexy eyes. That of course is regarding the opposite sex, people in general I notice a mix of body language, voice patterns and other things and make a snap decision if they are someone I can get on with or not. I am not often wrong.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOU?
You want me to pick just ONE!
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Not telling. If you know me well enough you know.
18. WHAT COLOUR TOP AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
I am not wearing shoes. Does a blue bathrobe count as a top?
19. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Yum Tom soup. (very spicy mushroom and prawn soooooop made by shipscook)
20. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Mrs F correcting my spelling. and now saying "Oh you bugger! you're not going to put that are you?"
21. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
BLACK! hehehehe
22. FAVOURITE SMELLS
I hate to admit it, but right now it is the smell outside Subway sandwich shops. They just smell sooooo goooooood.
23. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
mezza.
24. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Formula 1. And nekked female baby oil wrestling. One of them is wishful thinking.......
25. HAIR COLOUR?
Too short to tell now. Scalp probably.
26. EYE COLOUR?
Dark Blue
27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Not yet, but you never know.
28. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy Movies with Scary endings.
29. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Captain Kidd, starring James Laughton. Old B&W movie with not enough quaffing or blowing up of ships going on, and far too few wenches. I may want my money back.
30. WHAT COLOUR TROUSERS, JEANS OR SKIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Have we not covered this above?
31. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Not bothered. Summer and winter have their good points. You can actually be happy in any weather. Well so I am told.
32. HUGS OR KISSES?
Yes please.
33. FAVOURITE DESSERT?
Wine.
34. WHAT'S OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOWS RIGHT NOW?
A front garden.
35. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Not using one.
36. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Was out for most of it, came home and we all had some cocktails featuring absinthe so the tv was just a swirly colour box in the corner that made us giggle and nod off.
37. FAVOURITE SOUND?
Sarah Laughing.
38. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
The Stones every time. Can't believe they are still doing it after all these years. Good old Fred and Barney.
39. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Erm, Mauritius or Mexico.
40. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Loads. I have very flexible hands so that is a lot of fun when I have a pair of woolly gloves. I can do a great impression of Darth Vader and Obi Wan Kenobi having a punch up. I can draw reasonably well and used to be able to do it a lot better. I can make people laugh. I can play guitar to an acceptable standard. I can cook a few things well (need to expand my repertoire a bit) Can sing "How much is that doggy in the window" backwards.
You will notice there is absolutely nothing of any practical use there, but so what.
41. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
At my parents house during the worst snowstorm for years. The house number being 136. So now you know the reason behind the name of this blog.
I have a back ache now for some reason....god these long mememememmememememes take it out of you.
