Well there isn’t one. Not one I am aware of anyway.

But sitting by a nice river with the low autumn sun bright on the water as you watch people punting, you notice a few things.

So let me pass on a few tips about things to be aware of.

Girls, That thin cotton summer skirt may be comfy and cool, but when your standing there with the sunshine reflecting off the water behind you, we will be able to tell if you have any knickers on or not.

And if you are wearing a low cut top and have large breasts, maybe leaning forward to use the extra paddle to help steer is not a wise thing to do (but thanks for doing it anyway whoever you were)

Also beware of the punting pole thingy and how you hold it. It will get wet you see and if you are not careful how you hold it against your thin strap top, you will look like one of your breasts is leaking.

As for chaps, we all look like idiots in punts anyway no matter what we have on.

:wave: