I may have to go home and give her a treat.

Go home, sweep her into my arms, and carry her gently to the sofa.

Strip her, and with her laying naked across my lap, gently rub the oil into her neck and stroke her curves………

Yep.

My guitar really needs the crap cleaned off the fret board and seeing as I got that bottle of lemon fret board oil a couple of days ago it’s about time I used it.

What?

23 Comments to I may have to go home and give her a treat.

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- smitty1247
- 2008-10-13 @ 15:46:11
I'd say you know how to sweet talk a lady, but that's a little tart.
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 22:51:36
  boom tish!
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-10-13 @ 16:12:11
Good lord...you've got me all of a quiver!

wish someone would strip me naked and rub me with oil!
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 22:49:30
  Where does the line start?
  
  I got oil.....
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- faffajane ^Pro
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- 2008-10-13 @ 16:56:02
Good grief you had me going there lol
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 22:49:55
  Easy tiger!
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- lucreziaborgia ^Pro
- 2008-10-13 @ 17:26:35
I am obviously worth less than a guitar - nobody has EVER done that to me.
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 22:44:08
  There is still time.
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- - Starwatcher ^Pro
  - 2008-10-14 @ 11:06:30
  I suspect that your attempt at wall-papering is what has given him the inspiration! x
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-10-13 @ 17:47:05
I was doing that only the other day . . she seemed to approve.
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 22:44:49
  Oh they always do, don't they.
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- QueeneMab
- 2008-10-13 @ 18:53:41
Erm I had a bad day too.

Hint hint.

X
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 22:48:54
  Two words.
  
  Baby oil.
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- Chyna_Doll
- 2008-10-13 @ 20:03:37
Sounds like a msaage with the oil and all..
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 22:50:43
  What a surprise that a post like that would attract you....
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- tunafish1
- 2008-10-13 @ 20:21:38
your guitar is a lucky instrument
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 22:47:17
  Well look at the down side, I have been fingering her for hours and then leaving her alone in a room for days, suspended in a cradle coated in surgical rubber so it won't burn her "skin".
  
  God that sounds dirty.
  
  sorry.
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- NotBob ^Pro
- 2008-10-13 @ 23:29:46
Cleaning a guitar is like miking love to a beautiful woman...

*ahem*
- - NotBob ^Pro
  - 2008-10-13 @ 23:31:18
  Or even "making".
  
  Jeez my tipyng gettes wurse at thiss tyme of nyt.
  
  Wunder wy?
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- mattk
- 2008-10-14 @ 09:44:07
This is a blatant attempt to spin the fact that you spend too much time fiddling with your instrument!
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- SecretsAndLies
- 2008-10-14 @ 11:12:40
Mmm I was lucky enough to have a baby oil rubdown the other day. Didn't last as long as I would've liked. On another note, I think my guitar is in need of some tlc...
- - Old-Nick ^Pro
  - 2008-10-14 @ 11:15:43
  Thanks for that mental image.......
  
  eeep.
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- sixpence ^Pro
- 2008-10-16 @ 09:10:45
I can see she's got you all strung up but try not to fret. You can strike a chord without having to do all that massage stuff. You just need to get a rhythm going and you will soon be in tune with one another. Then just plug it in and you will be amazed at the noises that come out of her.

Ok I'm going now.
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