As I strolled back from the building society I saw a chap crossing the road.

Yeah I know, it never stops in this here fancy “The London”

As he did so a cab (going at a walking pace) nearly ran him down. It was trying to clear the junction before the lights changed and was being held up by the traffic.

Crossing the road geezer was not impressed- he jumped back out of the path of the slow moving cab and as it went by, punched his hand through the closed front passenger side window, spraying the driver with glass.

“IT WAS FUCKING GREEN! GREEN YOU CUNT! IT WAS GREEN!” he screamed referring to the little man that tells you all is well and you are safe to cross.

The Taxi driver swung his cab violently into the gutter and jumped out, and these two chaps proceeded to roar into each others faces from millimetres as per the guidelines laid out in DeBrets “London life and how to live it”

And no, they didn’t come to blows. The window puncher walked off fuming and the cab driver set about clearing the glass out of the front of his cab.

What the poor sap passenger sat in the back of said cab thought about this is anyones guess.

I thought I had a bad temper……………….

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