I am not a tortoise!

Just nommed an "all day breakfast" sammich from Prets.

Now, I know you may be suprised to find that I skipped my favoured Fish sammich (raw salmon with black pepper) but I fancied a change.

This "all day breakfast" thingey is good but it contains

1 Egg. (OK, but not fried - chunky egg mayonasie if you will, but as it is egg based I will let it go.)

2 Bacon. (well good, this is breakfast all day after all)

3 Tomatoe relish (should of course be sauce and preferably brown BUT this will do)

4 WATER CRESS! - who the fuck has cress for breakfast no matter what time of the day it is taken?!

Sandwich shops. Utter tossers.

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14 Comments to I am not a tortoise!

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- Jenniebaby
- 2008-09-30 @ 15:29:51
I like the all day breakfast, cress and all...

It tastes phenomenally unhealthy
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- Decado66 ^Pro
- 2008-09-30 @ 15:36:18
sorry thats not a bloody "all day breakfast" !! Demand a refund
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- guest (Visitor)
- 2008-09-30 @ 16:16:25
it's completely free to include everything in a "beakfast" as long as it is not called 'English breakfast' - only the latter requires an uncompromising ~~inflexible~~ list of ingredients
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- trintrin1x
- 2008-09-30 @ 16:30:52
I don't like them because everything is cold,prefer my bacon n eggs hot xx
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- redleader
- 2008-09-30 @ 16:38:43
I rather think you ARE a tortoise.
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- soyunperdedor ^Pro
- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- 2008-09-30 @ 16:44:54
Sounds vile, dear, don't stray from fish again.
- - Jenniebaby
  - 2008-09-30 @ 16:52:20
  No no no no no....
  
  Is deeelicious
  
  You can practically feel it clogging your arteries
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- NotBob ^Pro
- 2008-09-30 @ 16:45:56
I don't trust sandwich shops in the first place. All the ones I've stumbled into seem to have a pressing need to put mayo on absolutely bloody everything.
I think its what some people living out in the sticks consider to be sophistimacated. That's why I make my own.
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- MarikaSunSeeker
- 2008-09-30 @ 18:07:07
Cress of course, is the essential accessory to the Egg mayo' that your sarnie contained - Good old egg 'n cress eh The conflict of interest occurs here with the addition of bacon and tomato relish! I think this combination was dreamed up when the shop had too many egg 'n' cress and too many bacon 'n relish "Hey I know, chuck the ingredients into one bread stick and call it All day breakfast" Anyway, I hope that you enjoyed it - whatever the time was.
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- QueeneMab
- 2008-09-30 @ 18:50:11
I like watercress very much.

I must be a minority.

X
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- kendersrule ^Pro
- 2008-09-30 @ 19:05:20
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! green in your sammich!!!
*the horror*
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- ajnspencer ^Pro
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- 2008-09-30 @ 21:51:39
I think it's a legal requirement for all deli sandwiches to contain cress...
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
- 2008-10-01 @ 02:43:14
Watercress is good in soup! Not sandwiches though..xxxx
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- antlady69 ^Pro
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- 2008-10-01 @ 06:32:41
Did you eat it? Try it, it'll be funny to see you be turned into a tortoise!

*runs*
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