AVAST THERE!
tis I, all the ways from over ere! feeling a wee bit slow due to the local grog, which be good stuff me hearties!
I will be back soon bringin ye tales of very tall men and their medieval eatin houses stocked with fine foods and very very pretty servin wenches, of late night accidental drunkeness, of the very beutiful old town of Tallinn, of a wonderfully cruel drink called the u boat, which consists of a pint of beer with a shot glass of Jaegermeister upturned on the bottom of said pint glass.....oh yes....and other such stuff.
The womens of this fair town range from beauties to sour faced Rosa Kleb clones, the pretties are normally in the bars and the others sat in silent dissaproval in the corners of the many small museums of this town. Glare at you they does, just waiting to tell you off, It was only a slight tap on that bell fer chrissakes and I did say sorry!
Anyway,
We is haulin ourselfs off in search of some decent coffee as the swill they be servin at the hotel taste rather ex Russian military issue....
I ope ye is all avin a fine time in olde England, I will be havin a fine time here
Jenniebaby
Aaaaarrrrr
Fine swashbuckling pirate talk, me hearties...