Just remembered this exchange from the weekend.

Ships, Mrs F and I are at the bar and I am waiting to get served.

The barman turns to me and the woman next to me and says, “Who’s next” as they do.

The woman looked at me and I motioned for her to go first but she was concerned about the amount of drinks she was going to order and wanted to make sure I didn’t mind so she said

“Well Mine’s quite large, is yours a small one?”

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“Madame! Really!” I cried and looked suitably shocked.

I just had to.:>