Just remembered this exchange from the weekend.
Ships, Mrs F and I are at the bar and I am waiting to get served.
The barman turns to me and the woman next to me and says, “Who’s next” as they do.
The woman looked at me and I motioned for her to go first but she was concerned about the amount of drinks she was going to order and wanted to make sure I didn’t mind so she said
“Well Mine’s quite large, is yours a small one?”
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“Madame! Really!” I cried and looked suitably shocked.
I just had to.![]()

Bol!
I'd have blushed and been seriously mortified by the whole thing! lol