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It should not be necessary to spend over five minutes walking around via various floors to find a toilet cubicle you can bear to use.

One that does not have a busted lock, one that does actually have some toilet paper, one that does not look as if the last person to use it had a sprinkler valve fitted to the end of their cock, that does not smell like the last person to use it had not washed in two years, that has not got a badly cracked pan that emits the delightful smell of the sewers, one that does not look like the last person to use it was an armless gorilla (because a Gorilla with arms would have surely flushed the fucking thing!)

And maybe when that rarest of things – a passably usable toilet cubicle is found – it is not too much to ask that the hand dryer stays on for more than two seconds and has a bit more power than an asthmatic mouse with a cough!

The toilets here are vile and poorly cleaned.

The office though, is all sparkly and white.

Next time I am dumping in someones desk drawer.

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