What is the best answer you have ever given anyone in reply to a stupid question?

My two personal favourites are:

I was talking to someone on Holiday who came from Birmingham.

“Oh my mum came from Birmingham” said I

“Really! Which part”

“All of her”

Well it’s an old one but a good one.

My next favourite was when talking to a distant relation at one of those big family barbies that you get dragged to once you marry into a family that likes that sort of thing.

“Where do you work?” they asked me.

“Central London”

“I wouldn’t like to commute into there every day, where do you travel to?”

“Liverpool Street Station”

“And what do you do?”

“I get off, that is where the train stops”

Yeah, I’m a smartass I know. And I’m bored.

Sooooooo

Tell me your snappy comebacks to dumb questions.

:>>

Edit - I have just realised that the above where not really stupid questions, they were inane and dull conversations that I wanted to end. So maybe I should re title the post. Ah sod it.

Meh.