I has the afternoon boreds SO.....
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
How often do you wank?
Depends really. It goes in waves. And no, I don’t mean I wank in the sea!
Where do you wish you were right now?
In bed.
Were you in love with the first person you slept with?
No, just amazed and grateful.
Do you have any guilt inside of you?
Only a small huge amount, sometimes.
Have you ever wished anyone dead, however brief?
Once, long ago. But that is wrong and I don’t do it anymore. I just wish that they have “interesting lives” and let it sort itself out
Assuming you HAD to be, would you rather be a colour, smell or sound?
I would be the most amazing guitar sound ever.
How and when do you imagine you are going to die?I used to think I was going to be run over at a particular corner in London on my way home because I would be looking at an attractive female and not at the cars coming from all directions, as they seemed to. Probably going to die of heart failure as my pulse rate is always too high.
Do you think love is forever?
We don’t live on this earth forever, and no one knows what happens after.
What is your worst fear for your future?
Sarah will not like me or want to see me when she gets older.
Do you LOVE anything about yourself? If so, what is it?
Not much. Maybe that I can make people laugh.
Would you lie if you KNEW you could never get caught?
Truth is the best route, but sometimes the most painful.
Could you have sex knowing someone could hear you?
Yes, provided it was not the parents of the person I was with.
What, if anything, do you do to make people do what you want?
Tie them naked to a chair and get the soldering iron out.
How many times, if any, have you lied answering these questions?
Guess! Do I have to do everything round here!
