Now excuse me, ships is about to serve dinner.
The truth is gentlemen, I intend to high jack this site, sail it to Tortuga and find a crew, then sail around drinking, shagging and plundering my weasely black guts out!
Yep, live and direct from our pine lined very nice lodge in Lanteglos holiday park (which IS in Cornwall despite the welshness of the name) It's MEEEEE!
Our accommodation is is great, the girl on the reception has a fantastic cleavage, the lappy is pumping out the sisters of mercy, Sarah has been round downstairs and up making sure all the nice little lamps are plugged in and working and has helped Ships put the provisions in the fridge.
A long trip starting at about six thirty this morning was broken with stops for 1 breakfast, 2 Sto Nenge, 3 Lunch 4 Launceston Castle - then here.
Photos will be blogged later by the wonders of free wifi, and now I am off with my cold beer to play a ball based type game of activity with Sarah outside.
After I show her the blue flowers I just discovered over the road.
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