Some people in this wonderful and lovely world of ours like to go on about things being "Natural" and "Not Natural". Fine, OK.
Some of these people claim that homosexuality is not "Natural" because it does not happen in the animal kingdom. Hmmm.
Well research has shown what a load of old cobblers that is. Same sex couples have been recorded in the wild - two male penguins for example, a pair of male Eagles setting up nest together and even dolphins and wales have been seen having casual gay sex. Although they do get barred from most gay pubs in Soho as they take up too much room in the toilets. Bonobo Monkeys will fuck anything with a pulse regardless of gender or family relations provided it is another Bonobo monkey.
This week I was amazed to see something else that many people claim is not natural being done in the animal kingdom. That wonderful publication "The Fortean Times" had some photos in it of a seal apparently trying to kill a Penguin by laying on it. But no, Scientists observing this scenario on Marion Island of the coast of South Africa report that the Seal was trying to basically, fuck it.
The Scientists watched the adolescent male hump the poor penguin for 45 minutes (Male bloggers, and probably Row, murmur "the football would have started by then" into their pints and female bloggers stare off wistfully into the distance and sigh "Forty five minutes...Mmmmmmmmmmmm")
They think the Seal was a sexually frustrated immature male (NO SHIT SHERLOCKE!)and the Penguin seemed OK after its ordeal.
Mind you, I bet it needs a shit load of counseling.
So, basically the natural world has proved that Welsh males are not as weird as we thought.
