I notice a singular absence of piccies or Rowtheboats arse on this here blog.
You knew what your mission was.
And you failed.
You CANNOT tell me she didn't get drunk enough to let her gaurd down even once.
Shame on you.
Shame on all of you.
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:06:42
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scoobydoofus
Pro - 2008-07-14 @ 11:09:36
Row wasn't so drunk, so yes, FAIL.
Soy on the other hand was plastered, and full of hugs and giggles!-
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:12:43
Was not.
*mumbles something about goldfish*-
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scoobydoofus
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:15:54
Well. I was quite merry, but I still won at spoons after you left.
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:19:37
How did the table fare?
Are those fish in the pond yet?
And did your dad ever find the card?-
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rowtheboat
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:20:58
You mean, Bra Dad.
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:21:33
Our Mystery Host...
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scoobydoofus
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:21:13
Battered, not yet and yes - I told you on the night, and you giggled lots. The wine fairies have been stealing your memories!
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:22:42
Better than wine monkeys *nods wisely and very slowly*
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scoobydoofus
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:24:30
I think I might be a wine fairy. Or a chilli fairy.
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:29:33
You're just a fairy who makes good chilli.
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scoobydoofus
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:31:18
...and falls off bouncy castles with a hangover. Nobody but Jake (the 2 year old) saw me, so that's ok.
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:32:14
Jake the child that bit foreheads? I was a bit afraid of him.
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scoobydoofus
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:34:11
Yes, that's the one. He fell off the table not long afterwards. Landed on his arse, which is well padded, so no worries.
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:35:54
Bastard. I'm destined to be the only person alive in our time to know the pain of a broken arse.
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scoobydoofus
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:36:35
You should wear nappies. That's his secret.
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:37:36
I could so manage that.
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scoobydoofus
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:38:50
It would negate the need for a weehose, too.
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I thought I had a patent on wine monkeys.
Although normally wine just makes me happy.
But sometimes, give the right (or rather wrong) circumstances.........-
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:31:24
Oh it made me very happy but I think I got wine monkeys at one point. In fact, yes I did, whilst whining and wailing on Row's shoulder, I told her her hair smelt nice and nodded off for a bit.
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You do realise that you probably told her a deep dark secret.
Oh now your in trouble.
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:34:59
Well that would depend wholly on the nature of any secret, which I am not at liberty to divulge whilst sober!
I was fine after a nap
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rowtheboat
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- 2008-07-14 @ 12:55:09
Yes, you said it smelt fruity. Did you dribble wine in it?
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soyunperdedor
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- 2008-07-14 @ 12:59:49
Probably
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Jenniebaby
- 2008-07-14 @ 14:53:10
That would probably explain the fruitiness...
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your hair does smell fruity.
I remember Liverpool.
(visions of row running round in circles screaming "Stalker! stalker! eeeeeeewwww!" haha)-
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rowtheboat
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- 2008-07-14 @ 14:59:17
My hair smelt fruity in Liverpool? I thought it smelt of sodden rain damp?
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It smelt of freshly washed fruit.
God even I am creeping myself out..........-
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rowtheboat
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- 2008-07-14 @ 15:08:06
I should obviously shower in the rain more often.
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rowtheboat
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:09:49
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rowtheboat
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- 2008-07-14 @ 11:10:38
What's a gaurd? Is that French for knicker elastic?
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She accidentally flashed once, but I was not prepared, camera was too far out of reach.
Oh, yeah, plus, she has FAR too much decorum and respect to do such a thing. Really.