The truth is gentlemen, I intend to high jack this site, sail it to Tortuga and find a crew, then sail around drinking, shagging and plundering my weasely black guts out!
I notice a singular absence of piccies or Rowtheboats arse on this here blog.
You knew what your mission was.
And you failed.
You CANNOT tell me she didn't get drunk enough to let her gaurd down even once.
Shame on you.
Shame on all of you.
She accidentally flashed once, but I was not prepared, camera was too far out of reach.
Oh, yeah, plus, she has FAR too much decorum and respect to do such a thing. Really.
 | scoobydoofus pro 2008-07-14 @ 10:09 |
Row wasn't so drunk, so yes, FAIL.
Soy on the other hand was plastered, and full of hugs and giggles!
 | soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:12 |
Was not.
*mumbles something about goldfish*
| scoobydoofus pro 2008-07-14 @ 10:15 |
Well. I was quite merry, but I still won at spoons after you left.
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:19 |
How did the table fare?
Are those fish in the pond yet?
And did your dad ever find the card?
 | rowtheboat pro http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/ 2008-07-14 @ 10:20 |
You mean, Bra Dad.
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:21 |
Our Mystery Host...
| scoobydoofus pro 2008-07-14 @ 10:21 |
Battered, not yet and yes - I told you on the night, and you giggled lots. The wine fairies have been stealing your memories!
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:22 |
Better than wine monkeys *nods wisely and very slowly*
| scoobydoofus pro 2008-07-14 @ 10:24 |
I think I might be a wine fairy. Or a chilli fairy.
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:29 |
You're just a fairy who makes good chilli.
| scoobydoofus pro 2008-07-14 @ 10:31 |
...and falls off bouncy castles with a hangover. Nobody but Jake (the 2 year old) saw me, so that's ok.
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:32 |
Jake the child that bit foreheads? I was a bit afraid of him.
| scoobydoofus pro 2008-07-14 @ 10:34 |
Yes, that's the one. He fell off the table not long afterwards. Landed on his arse, which is well padded, so no worries.
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:35 |
Bastard. I'm destined to be the only person alive in our time to know the pain of a broken arse.
| scoobydoofus pro 2008-07-14 @ 10:36 |
You should wear nappies. That's his secret.
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:37 |
I could so manage that.
| scoobydoofus pro 2008-07-14 @ 10:38 |
It would negate the need for a weehose, too.
I thought I had a patent on wine monkeys.
Although normally wine just makes me happy.
But sometimes, give the right (or rather wrong) circumstances.........
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:31 |
Oh it made me very happy but I think I got wine monkeys at one point. In fact, yes I did, whilst whining and wailing on Row's shoulder, I told her her hair smelt nice and nodded off for a bit.
You do realise that you probably told her a deep dark secret.
Oh now your in trouble.
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 10:34 |
Well that would depend wholly on the nature of any secret, which I am not at liberty to divulge whilst sober!
I was fine after a nap 
| rowtheboat pro http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/ 2008-07-14 @ 11:55 |
Yes, you said it smelt fruity. Did you dribble wine in it?
| soyunperdedor pro http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk 2008-07-14 @ 11:59 |
Probably 
 | Jenniebaby [Member] 2008-07-14 @ 13:53 |
That would probably explain the fruitiness...
your hair does smell fruity.
I remember Liverpool.
(visions of row running round in circles screaming "Stalker! stalker! eeeeeeewwww!" haha)
| rowtheboat pro http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/ 2008-07-14 @ 13:59 |
My hair smelt fruity in Liverpool? I thought it smelt of sodden rain damp?
It smelt of freshly washed fruit.
God even I am creeping myself out..........
| rowtheboat pro http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/ 2008-07-14 @ 14:08 |
I should obviously shower in the rain more often.
| rowtheboat pro http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/ 2008-07-14 @ 10:09 |
Ha!
*hums Groove Armada*
| rowtheboat pro http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/ 2008-07-14 @ 10:10 |
What's a gaurd? Is that French for knicker elastic?
yes. it is special french knicker elastic that does not let you down half way through the evening and leave you clutching at your "Alans" as you trot home.
You should get some...........
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