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Posts archive for: 10 July, 2008
  • A Crate is your mate.

    Yes, those big plastic things you use when you move office, the ones you (sorry soy but I have to use this word) pack all your crap into when you move location or floor or building.

    I like 'em.

    Why?

    Because they mean a day where you do a bit of work, then sit "sorting" through all the rubbish on your desk - which then gets shredded regardless of how important it is/was so it can be "lost in the move"

    Then you start putting all your crap into them, and jumping up and down on them to get them to shut, then stick labels on things (and stick labels with other peoples names and new desk numbers onto random stupid things around the office and see if they get delivered to the suckers desk on Monday)

    And more importantly, leave early.

    Now I know some of you have tomorrow off anyway so there is no need to come on here and gloat about it. But I will be doing the packing up of desk type stuff and so I will be "off work" as it were.

    All I am saying is that office moves are generally a pain in the arse but you have to find the positive bit in them somehow.

    Like working less.

    :wave:

  • I think that is enough.

    I have spent an entire morning doing a task of much boredom here in Weird Inc. So I am now boredityborbor borey borey bored.

    And my arse has gone numb.

    But I have had two fish sammiches!

    These two facts are not connected.

    And I have had enough.

    There is sun out there and it is near enough to lunch time to make no difference, so I am going out to lick the windows of all the guitar shops in Denmark street.

    wibble.

    :wave:

  • Film Star good looks.

    A couple of days ago on the tube, I sat opposite a woman who looked exactly like a film star.

    I was stunned. It was all I could do not to stare, but I did my best.

    Unfortunately, she looked EXACTLY like this film star.

    chico-marx-sm

    Yes, she was the spitting image of Chico Marx, I could hardly believe it.

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