It is hot, I am brown and still have another week of sunlight to go. Me and Ouzo have an understanding. We like each other. But know one likes us when we are together. It's the walking while clinging onto walls I think, it puts people off.

Tomorrow we go to see ancient Thera, the old capital of the island. Yesterday we were in modern Thera, which hangs on the side of the Caldera and just looks beautiful in the sunset. And charges you an arm and a leg and your first born for a drink while you watch said sunset.

Now I did say before I went that NO ONE was to burn their blogs and fuck off while I was away. This happens every fucking time I go anywhere and frankly it's getting annoying. At this rate I will have to stop having holidays.

So Jacobite to toss monkey! Come back!

Now I have limited access to the net here so can't find out much about why he went. I will grill him or try to on my return.

And in other news I know why Santorini blew up. Yes it was a big fucking volcano but at the museum yesterday I saw some old wall paintings and the silly sods liked and respected MONKEYS!

Frankly they were asking for it.

Gotta go now and find some food and booze. Not necessarily in that order.

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