"I hope we can climb up onto that boat without getting wet."

"God that sunset is fantastic."

"Nice piratey boat! I'll take it!"

"Feck me it's hot"

"God what a great view, and the food is ace!"

"Oh bugger I'm a bit drunk"

"Oh god I'm a bit drunk and naked in the Jacuzzi, smoking a cigarette. Again."

"Christ that waitress is hot. And she shimmies so well"

"No you cunt! why the fuck would I want to buy a pair of binoculars! I am trying to sunbathe here on a damn beech! be off with you"

"Oooo! oooo! oooo! Lookit cute kitty! lookit cute kitty!"

"Three Euros for a packet of cigarettes! and 3.40 Euros for a litre and a half of very good local wine? MARRY ME YOU SWARTHY SHOP KEEPER"

"I'm missing Wimbledon. Fucking ACE!"