Area 136

Sooooo, you have your daughter tucked up in bed after wrestling her away from spring watch on the tv, and you think you might like to sit and have a bit of a happy skip through that wondrous world that is blog. Maybe you might like to make a few comments and check out some friends posts.

But "oh no" says blog. "Oh noity no no nonny no nah neh no.
"I am going to ask you if you would like to log in to blog under your username after you have done only two tasks or actions - even though you HAVE logged in under your username and password. Because I OWN YOU BITCH! Now ammuse me by doing some of that wonderful close formation swearing your so good at"

ARRGHYOUSHITPIGCUNTFUCKERIAMGONNARIPYOURSCREENOFFANDSHITONYOURHARDDRIVE!

Time for a wee glass of wine I think........

But it made me laugh and it's easier than being genuinely entertaining and funny.

Well it’s not my place but I was invited to “consult” and give my opinion of someones CV but I like to help out where I can.

True, this was a someone who had wandered in off the street into Mollys looking for bar work, but after he had gone the barman said “Ooooh blimey lot what she’s done”

(Yes, “camp as a row of tents” just about sums him up, but he is a nice lad)

Barman-
“Oh she’s got – Telecommunications Technology from the university of ** in Italy”

Me -
“He can answer the phone”

“She’s done – Geological map creation in relation to predicting fault lines and plate stresses – what the fuck is that about?”

“He can recognise a brick two out of three times”

“Has worked as a tour guide”

“Can tell people where to go”

“Worked as a Barista in a bar, is experienced in pulling hand drawn ales and also gave tours of the venue”

“Well that wouldn’t take long would it – and if you look to your right you will see the rear wall of the venue, that was put in at the same time as the others to prevent the building collapsing – Not much of a tour is it”

So I think we decided that he may be a tad over qualified for bar work.

I love having a hand in the future of strangers, don’t you?

I am with headache and tiredness today and NO! I am not bloody going home early, before anyone starts!

Also my hips hurt. Yay for being old, not. Must have been over using them.

I am writing this just as an excercise in moving my fingers, I think somewhere inside I fear that if I stop posting blog will never let me back in. I have nothing to say fercrissakes!

In other news,

I have had 6 new tags today.

I mean EH? Wha?

They were of course all wildly wrong but six in one day is a bit scarey. Eeeeep and such.

I think I will take my headache out for a walk in the big bustling metropolis because, lets face it, that'll obviously help it no end.

Yes, Happy Birthday to that most wonderful of hosts, most excellent guide (round stockhlom at least) and generally lovely woman Mira.

I as seenz da hinside hof yur flat oi az!

Happy Birthday.

x

As someone so kindly pointed out in my tags.

Teh city is beaming out there, the streets are empty except for slanting beams of golden sun.

Pretenious? Moi?

I just love the city at this time of day, at this time of year.