OK, look its' like this.
Its' their modem right. Not my fault - I didn't spill anything on it at all. Maybe I or one of us spilled something on the remote for the digi box last night and that is why it wont change channel BUT the modem is not my fault.
So hennyway, I have not had any of this here hinternest accesermal stuff since leaving work on Friday.
Withdrawels? No don't be silly - I always chew the curtains at the weekends. (no jokes with the word beef in them pur leeeze!)
So, I am sitting in a chair that honestly looks like it was stolen from the Nautilus and last had Captain Nemos bum in it, typing on a computer that has a monitor smaller than a packet of cigarettes in someone elses house (and I only have a minute before the alarm system re sets and the filth turn up) Just to say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANDERS/PADDY/ETHEL/TARQUIN or whatever ya bloody name is!
I would just like to say he is an absolute diamond of a man and a pleasure to spend time with.
Happy birthday Rob.
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