I believe I just heard the phrase -

"One things for sure, Neal can produce a hell of a lot of spunk"

coming from the front room where Moff and S&F are sitting.

Ah right, they must be watching "Peepshow"

Thank God for that, thought I was missing out on some good gossip.

You know, the one down there. (points to New media from your friends area at the bottom of the page)

Nice as it is for people to share things with you, it makes it a bit difficult to look at your blog at work when there is a piccie of a battery powerd "love wand" at the bottom of it.

But due to the photographic efforts of you wonderful bloggers, the naughty item has dropped off the page, and I am no longer in danger of shocking my fellow workers.

Yes, pointless as this post is - it is keeping me from falling asleep.

My stomach has an anticipation my dear 0.5 of a hungry reader. It is not enough that it has been treated to a brace of fine bacon and egg sandwiches this morning, oh no. I have just booked a table at Navarro's Spanish Tappas restaurant in Charlotte Street for the Moff, S&F and me for this Saturday.

Top quality Spanish nomming ahoy!

If you wanna lookee, point your browser at

www.navarros.co.uk

But due to me feeling a little duntish and in need of hangover prevention food, coupled with the fact that one of the major tube lines in London decided to go “breasts uppermost” just as I was about to get on it (the circumnavigation of the tube network to get here put an hour on my journey) and I got hear feeling ravenous, I have just eaten two wonderfully delicious Fried egg and Bacon sandwiches.

The bacon was tangy and salty, the eggs were white and gold and beautifully soft and tasty in the centre, the bread too was white and soft and buttered.

Absolutely heavenly nomming material.

I now have a very happy stomach.

People often say to me at this time of night -

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GARDEN! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! right I'm calling the police"

But other than that, can I just say that laptops make your legs sweaty.

Which officer, is why I was out there nekkid.

I had hot thighs.

Can someone send bail?