Area 136

Is just boring.

So you try to liven it up a bit. (watch till the end, the last one is amazing.)

Boy do they ever need to get girlfriends!

"Swashbuckling old Git"

Hmmmmmm, can't Imagine who put that one.

Check ya own tags ya short scally wench.

Just saw on the evening news that someone has been stabbed to death outside a McD's in Oxford street, not far from where I work.

What exactly is going on with people!

I know it's hot, and tempers get short but for gods sake!

It is that post blog meet phenomena. The little burst of tagging activity.

But come on, there is no need to take the piss!

"Cute & Sexy"

You are having a rather large Giraffe, are you not.

And yes, of course I am bloody well leaving it there!

And won't be doing any till tomorrow night, when I will wibble around in my room at S&F's trying to decide what t-shirts to wear and cram them and my underwear into my backpack for the trip to See Mira.

I will faff about and realise that I hate all of my t-shirts as they all make me look fat/stupid/old and end up screaming and jumping head first into a bucket sized glass of wine (a speciality of the house you know)

I will probably forget something vital and only think of it half way to the airport when its too bloody late.

But, I am looking forward to the trip. Going somewhere you have been before is enjoyable, but going somewhere totally new is even more exciting.

But apparently the weather is going to be chilly. Oh well.

This post was brought to you by the "Work evasion executive"

To start providing us with the big laughs due to his buffoonery.

On Saturday I caught some video footage of the blond bombsite himself on the news, riding his bicylce through a red light, just like all the other selfish bastard cyclists in London.

Of course He blustered that it was just a one off mistake (yeah right) and he believes that all cyclists should obey the rules of the highway code at all times.

Like that is really ever going to happen!

I has the shakes I tell you!

Well it all went breasts uppermost on Friday here at weird Inc when the pc’s refused to believe in the existence of the outside world from midday onwards. No way were they letting anyone connect to the Internet at all! So at three O’clock I buggered off over the pub to drink lots of Guinness with Jacobite and our old line manager and some of the bods from work.

I went round to S&F’s and forgot all about the Internet, because Sarah was over and I had to entertain her. I was going to finally put up some pictures from the trip to Ireland but thought I would do it on Saturday. Oh no I wouldn’t as S&F’s pc decided that it was time to not work at all. Bastard. Typically we wanted to use it to check the state of the underground and DLR links to Greenwich what with the blog meet and all but nothing would work. It is still broken now, so I may have to load my pictures up from the house tonight.

Anyway the blog meet was fun, but I really must remember to actually eat something before drinking all that cider. Got a bit drunk. I remember having a conversation with someone that went

“Patent leather shoes are ok, but you have to be careful as blokes can look in them and see up your skirt. Mind you if you wear patent leather knickers as well they just look down and see themselves looking back”

Ahem.

Also remember that a certain blogger was late as they claimed to have been sidetracked by booze. On your way to a blog drink up? Helloooo! There was booze at the blog meet! Personally I think they were scared. And another well-known blogger whose first act on arriving outside the pub was to try and break their ankle by falling off their shoes. Some alcohol may have been taken prior to their arrival. Possibly. Perhaps.

Anyway it was good to see some blog friends again and meet some of you for the first time.

Now I really must do that work thing. (Which actually means try to catch up on blogs…….)