Looking at the leaflet for the election thingamajig this Thursday, looking at all the parties after more power in London.
Oh god…………..
I flick through, first up BNP. Now really. Just fuck off now and do it far.
Next page, The Left List. Excuse me?! The who now?
Next, Boris “Walt Disney’s last request” Johnson. Oh blimey.
Next, some cutie from the Green Party. I make no excuses for the sexism in that comment, but seriously – do all politicians have to be such Munters?
Lib dems next. Nah, for some reason I liked Charles Kennedy. Now he has gone, Meh.
UK Independence. The first of the parties that should be called the “I’m not racist, but……” party.
Next, and I cant even believe it my self is The Christian Choice party. Now excuse me, but I wouldn’t even vote for a pagan choice party – politics and religion should be kept very very separate in my book.
The English Democrats, oh yeah – another “I’m not racist, but….” Type thing and the head of the party looks like he works in advertising so he can fuck right off.
Next page, KEN! Eeeeeep. That sound in the background is Jacobite exploding.
And that is it.
You can see from my comments that I am a mature and politically astute adult.
But frankly I am damned if I have any idea who I am voting for………………..
Bugger.
