So the geezer doing the training thing turned up half an hour late, but with a new "idiots guide" that I used. I followed the steps and found it quite do-able! An idiots guide that worked on the idiot who is supposed to use it! Result!

OK, he did still appear to have had dogshit on toast for breakfast, but as I didn't have to ask him too many quesions he didn't have to speak much so that helped.

Now I am free to go to lunch and forget it all....

Ah, that could be a problem.

In other news, the BASTARD fire alarms are going off for 5 seconds in every 20 here and are possibly going to be doing it for the next two hours. LLWNTS!

it could be a long lunch then..

Sitting waiting for the geezer who is going to show me how to do this new role thing to show up and make with the training and glavin.....

Bored is not the word for it.

God I'm knackered.

So I am doing this to make a change from just tapping my fingers on the desk and smoking too many ciggies. The wonders of having a blog eh?

I do hope this fella has brushed his teeth this morning because last time it smelt like he had had dogshit on toast for breakfast.

See what I have to put up with!

If it is that bad, I may have to let fly with a "butlers revenge" type horse and cart just to balance out the odours.

Are you not just filled with joy at me giving you such a candid view of my world?

No?

Oh please yer self!

This morning as I walked down the road to the station, a very handsome black cat came padding up to me meowing away. It then, very pointedly, walked across my path and sat down on the other side of the pavement. I smiled and looked back at it as I walked off and if followed me for a while meowing all the way.

Now I don’t think that a black cat crossing my path is a bad thing personally. Or a good thing even, it’s just a thing that happened.

And I know today is going to be a bugger anyway as I have to have another go at learning that damn computer system thing (so won’t be on much this morning – blog world cheers, hangs up the bunting and decides to start posting wonderful and amusing things in my absence just to annoy me) so it is not going to be a classic is it?

So I can’t blame the cat for a day that is already buggered. But just now in the canteen a £5 note mysteriously went missing from my pocket. Hmmm, I thought – “bloody cat’s fault”

But then it reappeared in the same pocket a minute later when I got back in the office. “Oh, the cat did that – thanks”

See, I am nothing but fair in my madness.

In other news, that game I mentioned in my last post regarding the searching for images using the names of your ex’s – it’s “quite entertaining” as it turns out.

Ahem.