Just went to get the lift down and out to the land of happy cigginess, and as I was stood waiting two young ladies joined me in the waiting for the lift ritual. They had both just come out of some meeting or another and one of them was holding a plate of “spare” yummy looking biscuits of the Jammy Dodger variety.

We got in the lift and as we descended they stopped chatting to each other and one of them said

“Would you like a biscuit?” to moi.

“My mother always said Never take biscuits from strange women in lifts”

“She was very far sighted!” said the biccy profferer.

“Well she was on a major course of drugs at the time” I offered.

Well at least they laughed.

My managers bosses boss, stick with me here, has just taken away my phone from my desk. Not because I use it so much, but because it has a speaker phone facility.

She is in a meeting with a couple of bods and they need to talk to a couple of other bods somewhere on this planet or something.

Anyway.

She said, "shall I plug this one from this desk in to your line?"

"Nah, I don't mind not getting any phone calls for an hour" Jokingly.

She said, "OK" and went off to her meeting. With my phone. I has no phone on my desk for an hour at least.

Re fucking sult!

In other news I also scared the pants off her when I came out of the lift down stairs this monring and nearly walked into her. She was not aware of my new very short haired status.

The look on her face was a picture. Open mouthed shock.

"When did that happen!"

daft person. Like I have to put my hairdressing activities in the team drive so everyone will know.

Recently appeared on a building near here.

Now look top Right.

Yep there is a real cctv camera mounted on the wall.

Cheeky bugger.