Looking at the "featured blogs" chart rolling truck stones thing just outside, or on the home page or WHATEVER, I noticed that I am underneath Rowtheboat, but on top of Soy....................

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Filling in a feeeeemale blogger saaaaaaaaaaaannndwichhhhhhhhhhhhh

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

I appear to be drowning in drool.

But I thought today was a bit quiet on blog.

Well, the thing is - what with people taking breaks from blogging, being down, slashing and burning blogs or effing off into a new profile ages ago and making me think something bad had happened to them because I had heard nothing from them for weeks or whatever, it seemed like not quite the normal friday.

Yes alot of you on my friends list did post and if I had the inclination to wander wider than my friends list I would find stuff to make me smile or think, but when your at work you cant normally do the happy wanderer bit - you just go to your normal ports of call for a quick fix of whatever.

There just seems to be one of those "blog moods" about. I know I only see a very small fraction of the posts that go up on here, so maybe happy happy joy joy was rife all day. But not that I could see.

I dont know what I am trying to say and to all of you on my friends list who posted today and commented and such - I am not calling you dull!

But, ya know?

it was just odd.

Has been for a couple of days.

It's probably just me.

In other news..

Sarah loves my new hair cut. I am her cuddley soft hedgehog daddy.

Thank god for that.

In other other news,

I has BLOG MEH!

BLOG MEH.....I HAS IT!

I couldn't believe it, there we were both naked at midnight in the cold on Devils Bridge IN FUCKING WALES no less and she turns to me and asks "did you bring the cheese"!

I want you to write a post (if you can be arsed) with an opening line that you think, knowing you, most people on here would believe and want you to finish.

It has of course got to be made up, as telling the truth or actually using an incident from you past is cheating.

I think we need a bit of Friday daftness. Copy this in the top of your post if you want or explain before giving your line, and if any of you wanna have a go title your post Friday Challenge, or summink.

Or you could just not bovver.................

In that thing at the bottom of your "my blog uk" page, where it shows recent media from your friends list ya know?

Well there appears to be a picture of a naked bloke standing in a bathroom looking down at his tackle area.

Now, I don't know if it has been blogged yet but.......

Well reeeeeeeeely.

Watching the TV a couple of days ago, and there was Edward Woodward being interviewed. I dont know if you saw it, but this actor know for his role in "the Equaliser" and (for us older kids) "Callan" used to smoke. a bit.

Guess how many he used to get through a day?

Go on.

30?

60?

Nope

100

and he must be in his 60's now. But of course he has given up. So you see. Smoke too much and die young.

or something.

Is the thing when you have lost a limb but can still feel sensations from it as if it was still attached.

I am sort of having that with my missing hair!

This morning after putting on my t-shirt I went to pull the non existent ponytail out of the neck hole, only to find it gone.

When I bent over to pick up my bag on the way out, I was waiting for it to slide round over my shoulder and fall in front of me, which obviously it didn't.

And when I pass the right earphone from my mp3 behind my neck my right hand still goes to lift it up out of the way!

But I am enjoying my new look.

I is rubbing my stubble at you all as I type this!

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm stubble.

Actually it's quite soft. So there.