Area 136

Right.

Waddid I get for my birthday?

Many good things, the highlight being a small hand made pottery rattlesnake from Sarah.

Yep, I behaved like a knobhead last night, left a few rambling voice mail messages on peoples phones and even called someone up to drink at them live. They were so pleased. Sent a few silly pictures via my phone and generally had a great birthday.

Also we have just got home from meeting with notbob in Greenwich. Much hilarity was gained from Mrs F going round the pub staring at blokes till they got scared and saying "Are you not bob?" which can only be answered with "yes....don't kill me"

Mr bob of the not did something sneaky - he had removed his facial hair so he could stealthily approach us. Cunning eh?

We chatted, we drank, we went for a Chinese meal and we took him up to the top of the observatory hill for a gander at the view. The sunlight was just slanting across the sky before sunset and it looked fantastic up there. I am sure Rob will post some piccies.

Then, well yes - we came down and had another drink!

All in all a good day with good company, but I am now very very very tired.

It has been a hard drinking weekend

I is off to find a sofa and a cat

And maybe just an small hair of the dogs.

or a small pack of them.

Well,

yes.

ahem.

ouch.

Sssssssshhhhhh.

Alot.

Thank you.

Here I am.

Sat draped in billowy black stuff.

With a stupid amount of tom on.

And possibly for the first and last time "the black billowy shirt of piraty Edinburghness"

And, shock news here campers, as my burrrrfdaaay has passd,

I am still dressed as an tit.

Actually,

I am, to use a technical term, Wankered.

And dressed as a pirate.

Which makes it all the more sad.

But do I care?

NO! BECAUSE AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, UNTIL I SLEEP IT IS MY BIRTHDAY.

And of course any delusions about looking good and not being bald and old can be forgotten because I may or may not be in full on Cap'n nick mode.

But....

that would be soooooooo childish...

and so unlike me.