So there you are, with a brand new jar of instant coffee in front of you. You screw off the lid and are presented with the impossibly taut foil seal over the mouth of the jar.

Oh yes. How inviting is that? It just lies there and says, “Abuse me! Break me! DO IT!”

Ahem.

So, how do you go about it? Are you a practical sort and just stick your spoon through it? Do you use your finger to penetrate it (shudder of pervy pleasure) or do you do something else?

Me, I smack it with my thumb in a manor much like a mid 80’s slap bass player repeatedly till it breaks, then tear off the remaining foil and get to the granulated goodness inside.

I would of course rather have good filter coffee, but this is a crappy office.

And no, I am NOT weird.

In other news, I am shaking like a shitting dog. Nothing to do with coffee either.