"I had a dream last night that all the babies prevented by the pill came back. Boy were they pissed off"

Steven Wright.

To not smoke as much as I did yesterday.

To stay awake after a late night and some wineage.

To learn how to use a new computer programme for work.

To not swear at my computer telling me its low on virtual memory.

To not call people wankers when they use the lift to go from the ground floor to the first.

To not let the monkeys land.

But I am going to fall flat on my face with the smokey thing as I am in desperate need of a ciggie because the woman with the annoying voice is yakking rather loudly and its far too early for that sort of torture.