Tonight - Go to S&F's and do things to a guitar to annoy shipscook while we await the arrival of Mrs F, and then at some point ickle Sarah.
Hug Sarah much, eat, drink (in moderation) and be merry and play cards with Sarah and all others in the house whilst sitting in a candle lit room listening to da rawk and rolls stuff from the "Gramaphone" of Mr S.
Tomorrow
Wake up, eat brekkie and open cards and stuff. Have morning being silly with Sarah and Shipscook while Mrs F gets hair cut, then take Sarah home to mum so they can go to lunch.
Go to French restaurant with S&F, stuff face. Go home with S&F to Rancho collapso and act like an tit. Get drunkely. Possibly get new black billowy shirt out and take the pirate for a run round the garden. (have to get at least ONE wear out of new shirt before the hair comes off no?)
Wake up on Sunday morning shortly after going to bed. Eat breakfast in said bed and hope Cookie makes no references to bodily functions and cat chunder as he serves this time.
Wash and put clothes on (checking eyes for remains of, erm, stuff. Of a black nature) Follow S&F in zombie like or still drunk state to Greeenwhich and meet Notbob. Try not to scar him for life mentally. Try not to drink too much. Try not to be loud.
Go home.
Drink lots of water and eat some more food.
Go bed.
End of weekend.
