All I have done today, apart from mime working for the benefit of the top boss and attend a dull meeting is -

Sort some things out with a friend (very good thing to do.)

Read Loads of "100 things" memes!

I must have read about 900 facts now and I am getting a bit "facted out"

Its all been good but it is stopping me from sharing my stunning wit and close formation wisdom with you! My dear 0.5 of a reader.

For example

erm

Did you know that........

Ah.....

And once I.....

Oh bugger.

I think I used up all my bloggable stuff doing that damn 100 things thing.

Well best pop out and do some more hugely inadvisable
and immature stuff then eh!

I am in a meeting.

And doing this.

and the meeting, you know the one planned to take the place of yesterdays meeting that was postponed due to the lateness of the manager who had arranged the damn meeting, which was supposed to start at 10.00 today had not yet started.

But at least the manager is here this time.

In other news.

Monkeys.

Oh fucking great.

EDIT - I have just recieved an email from the manager WHO IS SITTING TWO SEATS AWAY telling me that the meeting is re scheduled to 11.00. Thats about two minutes away. Fuck me.

It would seem that overnight you have all done that 100 things meme.

Bastards!

Yes I know I did it as well but, but....BAH!

Now I have to read them all and I am supposed to be having a meeting at 10.00 (to replace the one that we were supposed to have yesterday) so I don't know if I have got time.

If I get sacked its all your fault right!