I is a tad hammerd so excuse the spelling.
What is your greatest fear?
That the vampire duck from the pond will sneak into my bedroom tonight and suck the life out of me. Well I wish someone would!
What is your earliest memory?
Blogged this before. A huge wall of fur passing in front of me. It was our dog "Tuna" and I was sat on my nappy in the garden. Tuna was not that big being a mongrel, but I was very yery small.
Aside from property what is the most expensive thing you bought?
Second hand Gibson Les Paul(S). I think the most I paid was £1299.00. Yep, I know.
What would your super power be?
To not be seen.
What part of your life would you go back and erase?
That episode with the nuns and the wet suits with the bums cut out and the bucket of soapy frogs and the video camera maybe.
Have you ever said "I love you" and not meant it?
NEVER.
What is the closest you've come to death?
Talking to OAP's at bus stops.
How would you like to be remembered?
As that old git that looks like Francis Rossi, got laid alot and had a right attitude problem. And didn't die.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you to date?
Never ever ever stick that in there again.
ahem.
