Due to big boss woman turning up 45 minutes late, the meeting is cancelled and I can go home now.

But we have to do it tomorrow.

She better pick a better time, her time management skills are rather poor, to put it nicely.

So.

That's me done for the day.

That Landers started, its bloody hard innit!

Just over 50 and the only way I am going to be able to do it is to include some "You did WHAT" "Oh Gross!" and "Hang on, that's physically impossible" style revalations.

Which means it will be friends only.

If I ever finish the bastid thing!

What does it take for some people to realise they actually have no sense of humour? What for example possesses someone to actually expend the energy to get a pen out and add a hand drawn, blue biro “0” into the sign in a lift that says “Maximum capacity 8 Persons” thus making it look, hilariously, like the lift can hold 80 people.

Do they feel good that they will be making everyone who uses that lift chuckle all day? Are they convinced they are helping lift workplace morale and reducing the amount of sick leave taken due to stress?

Probably.

The big boss will be in today. Great – minimum Blogging opportunities. I am sure you will miss my wondrous streams of wit.

But the worst aspect is that she wants to have a meeting with me and my line manager, starting at 3.00 and scheduled to end at 5.00!, an hour after I normally leave. Oh great, I will be hitting the tube at the peak of its crammed in-ness. Such joy. But none of her meetings ever start on time or finish when they should so god knows what will happen.

In other news, sorry for talking bollocks last night, and sorry for the comment. Yes I only annoyed two people, so that was a better evening than it could have been.